So where do I begin?
Lots has happened since I last wrote.
- My dad has started calling me grasshopper.
Whenever I'm doing anything, he says, "you have much to learn, grasshopper."
So I now call my dad cockroach.
- I watched Wednesday. It was amazing and I would 10/10 recommend it.
- I came up with a song inspired by my work (Hungry Jack's) and an employee who's last name is Macdonald:
Old Macdonald had a farm
On that farm he had a Hungry Jack's
With lots of loyal and hardworking employees
He sold beef, chicken and vegan burgers
Onion rings, fries, nuggets and pop'n chicken
Café drinks, soft drinks and frozen drinks
With or without bursties
Sundaes, storms and shakes
He was so obsessed with McDonalds
He ate it for breakfast lunch dinner and snacks
He even shat McDonalds
Because it was in his DNA and genes
soooo yea, i'm weird, i know.
- I celebrated Christmas with my family which was really fun
- I will be visiting my mum's parents tomorrow and I'll get to see their new dog!! His name is Banjo but I keep forgetting what it is and calling him Bongo.
- My mum is getting a new car soon
- I got a polaroid camera for Christmas and OMG I LOVE IT
- I'm sad that Bill and Ted don't exist in real life because let's be honest, they'd make my high school days more enjoyable
- I watched a movie where the main characters name is Gaylord Focker (LMAOOO) and his wife's name is Pam Martha Focker (get it??) yea i need help
but ya thats basically all soo
until next time amigos :)
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Story of my life
Non-FictionA story (or journal) of random, funny things that happen in my life.