It was Medic's turn to cook dinner tonight, and you were slightly excited, hoping he would make some amazing German food. You slipped away to your room, before you heard screaming coming from the kitchen.
"WHAT THE HELL, MEDIC?! FUCKING KILL IT!"
"CALM DOWN, HERR SCOUT!"
You ran to the kitchen, curious as to what was going on. You took one peek and what you saw shocked you.
A headless, raw, rotisserie chicken stood on the table, literally stood, and twerked while clucking the lyrics to "Squidward Nose."
Scout was screaming and Medic kinda stood there in defeat.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?"
Your voice made everyone stop what they were doing, except the chicken.
"I ACCIDENTALLY CUT OFF A LARGE PIECE OF THE CHICKEN SO I TRIED TO HEAL IT WITH MY MEDIGUN AND FIX IT, BUT IT BECAME SENTIENT AND DEVELOPED SCOUT'S MUSIC TASTE!"
Spy stabbed the chicken, trying his hardest not to laugh.
"You're banned from the kitchen, Monsieur."
"I know..."
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FanfictionHeya! Just to warn you, I suck at writing... But, there will be lemon/smut ones (I'll go more into detail about this in the warnings/stuff) but it won't be very kinky or anything. Sorry...
