Yes, an imagines chapter. :]
Completely SFW, trust me...
Well, kinda...
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You are getting changed in your room. The mercs don't know this, and one of them walks in on you! How will each merc react?
👟Scout👟
*strolling up to your door, opening it*
"Hey, (Y/N)! Got a mome- ACK! So sorry!"
*shuts door quickly with a slam*
(through the door)
"So sorry, (Y/N)! I didn't know you were changing!"
"..."
"Nice ass, though."
🔥Pyro🔥
"Mmmph! Hudda hud- MMMPHH!"
*shuts the door*
(aggressively apologetic, through the door) "MMMPH HUDDA HUD! ACH MUUD MMPH!!"
🪖Soldier🪖
"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS WAKE UP! C'MON, (Y/N)! NO TIME FOR CHANGING! THE COMMUNISTS DO NOT WAIT FOR US TO CHANGE!"
💣Demoman💣
(very drunkenly slurred) "Alright, lassie. We gotta get a move on if we're gonna beat those bra-washing girls on the BLU team."
"D-Demo! I'm changing!"
(so drunk, doesn't even notice) "Here's my plan. We put a bunch of sticky bombs here-"
👊Heavy👊
"So, little (Y/N), can I-"
(absolute silence as he turns around and shuts the door)
(through the door) "*sigh* Heavy is so sorry for walking in on you. Please forgive."
🔧Engineer🔧
"(Y/N), y'all got a minut- HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS!"
(spins around extremely quickly on his heel, shutting the door behind him)
(through the door) "I'm so sorry, (Y/N)!"
(to himself) "DAMMIT! I COULDN'T HAVE KNOCKED?! IMMA CHICKEN FRIED MOTHERFUCKER!"
🏹Sniper🏹
"Oi, Sheila? Can I talk to ya for a sec-"
(awkward silence)
(He shuts the door, sighing to himself)
💊Medic💊
"Ach, (Y/N)! I need to tell you someth- nope."
(As quickly as he arrives, he spins on his heel and shuts the door.)
🚬Spy🚬
"(Y/N), can I speak with you- oh! Forgive me, mon cheri!"
(He shuts the door with a slight bow.)
▪︎THE END▪︎
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FanfictionHeya! Just to warn you, I suck at writing... But, there will be lemon/smut ones (I'll go more into detail about this in the warnings/stuff) but it won't be very kinky or anything. Sorry...
