Nobody Really Wins (A Uchiha named Link sequel)

Tests

When half of my team vanishes into the woods me, Fu, Miko rush Itachi, he dodges a punch but I grab Fu's arm and push off after the punch and land a kick to his stomach. He flies back as I bend back as Kushina tries to hit me with a chakra chain. I cut off one of her chains disabling her Chakra temperly.

I rush over to her and slam the butt of my Glock 18 into the back of her head. She falls to the ground. As I take a bell if I didn't mention this is a bell test. I grab two others and toss them to Fu and Miko.

I crack my neck and find Itachi, I knee him in the stomach. He steps back as I preform a 360 spin kick. He falls to the ground. When he gets back up he pulls out his Anbu tanto. I pull out Fi and duplicate her once.

I get into my two-sword style. I block one strike and slice him across the chest. He flips away as I kick him in the face. He lands hard on the ground. I take the other two bells and throw them to Sasuke and keep the other for myself. Menma walks up to me and yells in my face

"Give us those bells because we're the Hokage kids!" I laugh and grab his shirt and throw him into a tree.He slides down the tree as Kushina appears and says

"Well, Mito and Menma you two pass, and everybody else fails." They jump for joy as I smirk. Itachi appears and says

"Lady Kushina you can't do that the ones that should graduate are Link, Fu, Miko, and Sasuke." Kushina groans and says

"Fine then everybody graduates." Itachi nods as I walk to the trees. I sit down and take a nap.

When I woke up Menma and Mito are on the grounds unconscious. I look at Miko and ask

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!" Miko looks shocked and says

"You fought them in your sleep." I nod uninteresting after her responce and walk to my house and lay down on my bed and fall asleep. I jolt out of bed to block to kunai. I see Minato and Jiraya attempting to kill me and put seals on my body.

I'm angry so I go into dark Deity mode and start pinballing the 'fastest shinobi' around. I jump up and land a kick to both of their chins. They fly up as Minato throws a three-pronged-kunai. I cut it where the seal is so he can't teleport to that kunai. I kick him in the stomach and say

"So you two were the ones scraping kunais across my wall." He nods as I activate my Triforce Kakumeigan. Which is the upgraded version. I graze his arm with my fingers as he falls to the ground.

I look over the seals that was placed on him. The seals include mindcontrol and feelings control and a mindcontrol Genjutsu of mindcontroll so who ever wanted controll for good measure. I break the seals and Genjutsu. I then pick him up and teleport him to his couch. I sit down and think about what to do right now.

I lay down and also teleport Jiraya. I close my eyes and grab a few winks. When I wake up I get dressed and get out and walk to our training ground. When Viper appears in front of me and says

"Link the damn Hokage requests your presence." I nod and teleport. To the Hokage's office. I kneel in front of the Hokage and ask

"What is it Hokage." He looks at me with sadness in his eye's. He replies

"Son we would like you to rejoin our family." I look around and say

"What son? Because if you're talking about me you are being misled." He looks shocked as I walk away. Suddenly I have an idea. I pull out my Glock, Ar-15, and Barret-M107. I duplicate the Glock and Ar-15.

I active my Kakumeigan and upgrade the two duplicates. The Glock turns into a Uzi. And the Ar-15 turns into an Galil Assault rifle.

When the I upgrade the Barret-M107 I get a tracking system, heat sensor, better scope so I can adjust it forever, and a range that never ends. I whistle and make a blood clone. I say to the clone