Printer Problems...
Ruby was seen assembling a tower of pop tarts.
Ruby: Ah, the perfect cornerstone of a breakfast. Pop Tarts, with the frosted goodness and the strawberry filling!
But then she heard the printer nearby was printing something.
Ruby: What is this? HEY WEISS!
Weiss: What is it, Ruby?
Ruby: Did you print this?
Weiss then comes over.
Weiss: Print what?
Ruby shows her a printer paper with the words, "Beware," in ink.
Weiss: I didn't print this.
Ruby: Well I didn't either. And just when I was going to eat my stack of pop tarts.
Weiss: Ruby, do you expect me to believe that the printer mysteriously printed the words, "beware?"
Ruby: Weiss, we live in a universe with demons, Grimm, witches, people who can become weapons, alchemists, pirates, ninja, soul reapers, wizards, aliens-
Ruby: And let's not forget about the fact we have a princess who's originally a talking alicorn, and a hyperfast speeding hedgehog who loves chili dogs and hangs out with a two-tailed fox, who can fix machines.
Weiss: Ugh! Good point.
Ruby: Wait ... are you trying to mess with me?
Weiss: You dunce, why would I want to do that?
Ruby: Well, you were checking your social media, and I was here about to eat a house of pop tarts.
Weiss: Why?
Ruby: I love pop tarts.
But then they hear noises from the printer as another page is printed.
Ruby: What the?
It said, "this is a threat."
Weiss: I think Utopia might have hacked into our Wifi.
Ruby: I'll change the password.
Weiss: Good idea.
They disabled the WiFi.
Weiss: There, now they can't continue to threaten us ... by ... wasting more ink. How are these people the biggest threats to us now?
Ruby: Okay, now I'll just- Wait, how do I change the WiFi password?
But then the printer sounds again.
Ruby: Wh-
It prints out a paper with, "You don't have to."
Weiss: NO! NO! NO! SO MUCH NOPE!!
She unplugs the printer.
Weiss: There.
But then more paper comes out.
Ruby: Huh?
The printer begins to speak!
Printer: THIS CHANGES NOTHING!!!
Ruby: Weiss, I'm scared.
Printer: YOU SHOULD BE!! HA HA!
It grows out legs and arms and approaches them.
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Shounen Hero Book 7
Fanfiction(Y/N) here! And well, I didn't think we could get bigger, but this book is making me deal with an alien girl who wants to marry me, and zaps me when I go with any of my harem, a martial artist master who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed w...
