F1 🏎💨🏁
Alex:
Congrats Max!
You were such a lion this season.
Kimi:
Bwoah, congrats.
Saw it coming from the moment
you were winning all those races.
Seb:
Winning your title in Suzuka too huh?
Nice job Max.
George:
Nice work mate.
Dominant as hell.
Congrats!
Lando:
You know how funny it was
to see you this confused.
But congrats!
Nicky:
I will give you some Nutella as present.
Carlos:
Back 2 back world championships.
Congrats!
Nicely done!
Nando:
Do not be like me!
I will kick your ass if you do!
But congrats Max.
Very proud!
Lando:
Hahah wow.
Threatening Max while congratulating him.
Why is that so you?
Alex:
Because he's scary.
Lewis:
Where is Max?
Hungover or what?
Seb:
I don't.
Maybe.
Checo:
No.
We didn't celebrate yesterday.
George:
Why not?
Lando:
Well that's not how you celebrate a championship.
Checo:
Tell me about it.
But mister Max.
Thinks that the FIA is taking the piss with him.
Yuki:
Wait?
They are?
Pierre:
Totally different topic.
But has anyone seen charles?
I haven't seen him since he walked off the podium.
Lewis:
No idea.
Seb:
His hotelroom?
Pierre:
Non.
Wasn't there.
Kimi:
Max's room?
Pierre:
Non.
Went there.
But neither was Max.
Nando:
He is awfully quiet too.
Checo:
Christian says that Max went to the airport.
This morning.
Seb:
Okay.
But why?
Alex:
Maybe to go home?
Max:
Maybe because a certain Monegasque is being stupid again!
Kimi:
Bwoah.
Seb:
What kind of stupid?
Max:
The stupid where i have to get my private plane ready because mister planned a check up for Jules on tomorrow and we both have to be there.
Since we're both the parents.
Charles:
I thought that the 11th was on a Wednesday!
Seb:
You also thought that you understood a calendar until you missed three meetings in one week.
Your first week at ferrari.
Charles:
I am not bright okay!
Leave me alone!
Seb:
Okay.
Now that we know where Max and Charles are.
Let's congratulate you again.
Max:
For what?
Lando:
You being a two times world champion!
Obviously!
What else?
Being an ice cream man?
Max:
Wait? I am?
I thought that the FIA was making a joke.
Charles:
Wait.
So did i!
Now i feel bad.
Seb:
What?
You know what.
I'm not gonna ask.
Max:
A very wise choice, Seb.
Very wise.
Nando:
You two are back together.
Aren't ya?
Charles:
Yes.
I was stupid.
Max:
Like i would fucking cheat on the best thing in my life!
I expect a good apology.
Lando:
I'm creeped out again.
Carlos:
I will protect you.
Lewis:
Keep it age appropriate!
Charles:
What?
He wants a real apology.
Max:
And Jules.
Gimme our baby.
alex:
Well you know they're together if Max is needy.
George:
You call that needy?
Lando is fucking needy!
Lando:
Hey!
Like your any better!
Lewis:
You are very needy, George.
George:
That's because i have the most handsome man as my bf.
Max:
Ha!
Yeah right.
Dream on.
Mine more gorgeous anyway!
😎
Seb:
Why is this a competition?
Charles:
I don't understand either.
Alex:
Of course you won't.
Because you don't care
as long as Max and Jules are there.
Max:
But can we get to the topic of the damn tractor?
Lando:
Wait the one on track or the one I'm driving?
Charles:
THE FUCKING ONE THAT PIERRE ALMSOT FUCKING RAN INTO YOU FUCKING MOROON!
Pierre:
Okay.
Charles is obviously still traumatised.
Yuki:
Aren't you?
Pierre:
Uhm...
Yeah.
But I'm just happy that i survived.
Charles:
I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN READY TO LOSE SOMEONE ELSE!!!!
HAVE THEY NO FUCKING RESPECT FOR MY GODFATHER??
HE FUCKING DIED BECAUSE THERE WAS A FUCKING TRACTOR ON TRACK!!
DO THEY WANT TO INJURE SOMEONE I LOVE OR WHAT????
Max:
How about you give me the phone
And i give you Jules?
Charles:
NO!
I WANT HUGS FROM YOU TOO!
Max:
Okay.
Bye guys!
And i hate the fia.
Seb:
Okay.
Trip down memory lane of hell and torture for Charles.
Great.
I hate it when my kids cry.
Pierre:
Well I'm just glad I didn't had to add myself to the list of people that Charles loves and ge lost.
Dan:
I'm just glad i didn't get traumatised again.
Kimi:
Bwoah.
I hate the FIA.
Lando:
God has spoken.
Carlos:
Now put the phone away.
I hate seeing you cry.
Seb:
No more crying!
It hurts my heart!
I hate it when my kids are hurt, traumatised en crying.
I think i need a week or two to recover from this weekend.
Nando:
Who of us doesn't.
Lewis:
I think we all need some time away.
Dan:
I am gonna be alone.
Toni:
You still got me.
Kimi:
Shut up!
It's time to get off our phones!
Bwoah.
Kids.
(A/n) I don't even know how to react to that onboard of Pierre. I saw the onboard of Max behind the safety car and even then that tractor was on the track. I'm just super glad that Pierre is okay and i am really mad at the FIA for risking the lives of the drivers like that, because if it went wrong, there would have been no chance that Pierre would have come out of that alive. Or any driver if they had made contact with that thing. But anyways. MAX IS WORLD CHAMPION AGAIN!! So happy for him.
