10 winter testing 2021.

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Lando: your car is still a tractor 🚜 !! 🤣😂

Max: whose?

Carlos: cariño, don't be mean.

Lando: I'm not but your car is a red 🚜!!

Charles: don't insult my car! It's perfect!

Daniel: can it win races?

Charles: uhm... no...

Max: let's just say that Mercedes is gonna win this year again because why not.

Lewis: mate, you're quick too!!

Max: oh i know but that doesn't mean i will win...

Val: it's a Mercedes one two!

Seb: we don't even know that yet, Val! It could be red bull too.

Checo: i doubt it... with the times i set...

Max: you just need to get used to the car! It takes time!

Daniel: the red bull is a very hard car to drive!

Seb: it's really hard to drive!

Pierre: i speak of experience.

Alex: same. It not fun. Most definitely not when Dr marko is screaming in you face when you don't do it.

Seb: dr helmut marko never screamed at me...

Max: that's because you gave him four world championships... we have not. Not even a single one.

Pierre: he yelled at me so many times when i made mistakes and didn't get the result close enough to max. He even punched me a couple of times.

Charles: mon cherie! But damn! How can such an old man still punch?

Max: because it's dr marko! When i was in my first year of red bull, i blamed my short temper for getting into fights with random friends every week to not make it suspicious that dr marko was beating me up for ficking up my races...

Kimi: what the fuck!

Carlos: it's true. I saw so many times that he hit max even in toro rosso...

Daniel: he did fucking what?! And why did you never tell me this maxie?!

Max: because I actually am talking about it for the first. I never actually told anyone that he hit me...

Lando: this turned pretty dark pretty quickly.

Charlie: i knew red bull was toxic but this is just bad.

Seb: super bad.

Daniel: when i told red bull i was leaving, marko told me that i would never make it without them. That I'm a piece of shit.

Nando: what is a man like him doing in our sport?!

Kimi: bwoah, idk...

Max: because Christian Horner or any other person who can ban him doesn't know what is happening...

Pierre: even in alpha tauri your not safe!

Daniel: if you don't have a world championship on your name where are you safe?

Carlos: same. He doesn't stop giving me hateful looks when he passes me on track.

Seb: I'm so gonna get him banned!

Kimi: i will help! Nobody touches my kids!

Nando: i will help!

Lewis: i will get that asshole of the grid!

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