Virgo:...I fucking hate that stupid ass, blonde ass, gay ass hoebag!
Gemini: Dang! What did Cancer do to you?
Cancer: Hey! :(
Virgo: shut it, Gemini. I'm talking about miss deva over here!
Libra: Guess who it is, bitch! How's it feel to stop hating yourself, now that it's my time time to shine?
Aquarius: I spent the entirety of Virgo season under a blanket, and enjoyed every last second of it. Now I have to socialize?
Pisces: yeah, fuck that. I'm sleeping
Scorpio: Yeah. No offense Libra, but the only people that give 2 shits are the fire signs and Gemini
Libra: Aquarius! Back up a fellow air sign, would you?
Aquarius: Fuck off
Libra:...He loves me.
Cancer: Ok. So Libra, even though I despise you with every ounce of my body, what do you have planned?
Libra:...wait what?
Capricorn: Everybody shut the fuck up. Libras speaking
Leo: I just don't think it's fair that Libra got to claim 90% of the celebrities in our world. Does every famous person have to be a damn Libra?
Sag: I'm only excited for the 4th of July!
Libra: Sag, that's Cancer season.
Sag: Really? Oh, then fuck that!
Taurus:Everybody fuck the shut up. I meant, shut the up fuck, I meant-
Libra: Ok. We need balance, so everybody tidy their rooms now!
Aries: Fuck no!
Cancer: Libra, from one Cardinal to another, that's the dumbest idea ever.
Capricorn: I thought air signs were clever
Gemini: DONT YOU FUCKING DISS LIBRA
Capricorn: Wow. Ok, wow.
Virgo: We'll, I'd be happy to clean!
Libra: And next, we got outside and socialize!
Virgo: and you've lost me
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Zodiac Signs Living Together
FanfictionNothing wrong can happen when putting the 12 clashing zodiac signs in the same household, right?
