Zodiac Signs Living Together

Most likely to[Attempt 2]

Sag: Cancer, you know that this totally failed last time, right?

Cancer: I know, But maybe it was just bad chemistry! I've prepared better questions!

Scorpio: Shoot your shot, sweet cheeks ;)

Aries: Do you ever stop being horny? Cause I totally relate-

Cancer: No thank you. Who's most likely to leave to 'get milk'?

Leo: Sag. I call him Danny phantom with th3 way he is ghosting people

Libra: Very true. The second is definitely Pisces or Aries though.

Pisces: I'm so fucking high right now I can't even think-

Capricorn: Shut up and move on, please.

Cancer: YEesh. Most likely to complain about their life, but do nothing to fix it?

Gemini: Aquarius. They claim to be 'problem solvers' but only know how to tell people to get gud.

Aqua: I don't have time to argue with an idiot.

Gemini: :0

Cancer: Most likely to...have sex with Scorpio?

Scorpio: Yeah I added that. Wanted to learn about you guys.

Pisces: He can go fuck himself. Nobody wants you.

Scorpio: Aw. 

Cancer: Scorpio, you generate radiation with how toxic you are.

Leo: Very true.

Taurus: This is boring Cancer. 

Virgo: Not true! I've had much enjoyment!

Taurus: Because you're more boring than him.

Virgo:...fuck you.

Cancer: Well, I was gonna ask the person most likely to curse somebody out for a missing kethup packet.

Libra: The water and fire signs. All of you guys are so extra.

Cap: Very true! Can't you guys be humble.

Pisces: So we're just gonna ignore Gemini and Aquarius acting like they aren't dramatic?

Aqua: I AM NOT!

Pisces: you are. :)

Cancer: Anyways. I think that we should end this-

Scorpio: I love you.

Cancer:...anyways. Goodbye everybody!

Scorpio: But I just confessed my undying love for you!

Cancer: I know. I'll repent later.

Virgo: Also you aren't in love. You're just horny.

Aries: Again, I can relate!