July

47 1 0
                                    

Leo: Cancer, you're lucky

Cancer: What do you mean?

Leo: You get most of July, the month that everybody's off of school, out at the beach, and having a good time. By the time Leo season hits, it's all "back to school back to school!"

Cancer: But you chose to have august. We made the agreement centuries ago. literally.

Leo: Well, I change my mind! Let's switch!

Cancer: No

Leo: Why not?

Cancer: It goes Fire sign, Earth sign, Air sign, and Water sign. You'd mess up the perfect order that...Virgo designed.

Leo: Yeah what's up with that? Does Virgo just...design everything?

Cancer: Pretty much. Unless Libra steps in. But that's....ugh

Leo: Whatever.

Zodiac Signs Living TogetherWhere stories live. Discover now