Zodiac Signs Living Together

Another haunted house

Scorpio: I thought we learned our lesson last time we all got murdered.

Pisces: I mean, we are constellations, so physically, we can't die.

Scorpio: Yeah. That point was totally necessary.

Cancer: Would you two shut up and enter

(Soon, all the zodiac signs are in a medium-sized bedroom)

Leo: This place could use some...renovation

Aries: It looks fine. Minus the horrible lighting, and the dead body with the words "Get out" written in bloody letters right behind it.

Sag: Hey, that is strange. I wonder what it could mean.

Libra: I'm gonna run away again.

Gemini: NO YOU WON'T! You missed so much last time! It was so fun!

Aqua: It wasn't. It was incredibly boring. 

Cap: Well, you should know something about boring.

Aqua: Oh shut up!

Virgo: Not now guys! We have the problem at hand. We decided to go to another haunted house, and now we pay the price.

Taurus: Wow. We never noticed.

Virgo: Not now Taurus. So what should we do now?

Cancer: Well, last time we split up, most of you guys died, so I say we all go together this time!

Scorpio: Good idea Cancer! 

Cap: So, let's just go now. I'm getting bored.

Aries: Okay! I'll lead the way!

(All the signs started walking down a long hallway, exit signs leading them around a giant maze)

Pisces: Um...has it been 35 minutes?

Sag: We somehow got trapped in a giant maze. of course.

Leo: Thanks a lot, Aries!

Aries: Hey! This was all according to plan!

Aqua: Sure it was. Tell that to Scorpio's dead body!

(Scorpio is lying on the floor, dead)

Cancer: Oh. How long has he been dead?

Aqua: Well, he conveniently died as soon as I said that, so about 11 seconds?

Cancer: oh. That's not good.

Pisces: Well, we didn't need him. So let's just get moving,

Leo: He was entertaining. 

Gemini: I can be entertaining! Watch! *attempts to do a backflip, but fails and ends up snapping his neck*

Everybody:...

Sag: That was random.

Leo: I don't get what the point of that was. Aries, hurry up and move

Aries: ok! *The group continues moving forward, leaving Scorpio and Gemini behind.*

Cancer: I'm really glad that we don't die permanently. Otherwise, I wouldn't have come here.

Libra: Yeah. But at the same time, Scorpio being gone would've been heaven.

Pisces: HEY! Don't talk about Scorpio like that!

Libra: Didn't you fuck the new guy?

Pisces:...:0

Cancer: He's got you there. Anyways, where's Capricorn?

Taurus: He passed out from a lack of coffee. I think he's gone.

Aries: Ouch. So sad. Anyways, does anybody know where we are?

Aqua: Aren't you the designated leader? You should know.

Sag: yeah. Tell us where we are, big boy.

Aries:*blushing* What Is that supposed to mean?

Leo: Will you two shut up and pay attention? And Sag, stop being such a flirt.

Sag: Sorry.

Virgo: You know what, I think that I should lead this group. Aries has no clue where to go from here.

Aries: I DO KNOW WHERE TO GO!

Virgo: *pushes Aries to the side as he starts leading the others*

Aries: fuck you.

Pisces: Okay Virgin Virgo! Where to go?

Virgo: Don't call me that! 

Libra: Hey, where's Aquarius?

Pisces: Hey! Cancer's gone as well!

Leo: Um. I don't know. Guess we lost them. Oh well.

Taurus: CANCER! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?

Virgo: calm down. Cancer's fine.

Taurus: NO HE ISN'T!!! I'M COMING FOR CANCER!!! *runs away*

Leo: Oh, wow. That's weird.

Aries: Since when was he so worried about Cancer?

Sag: Since we were first made. 

Pisces: I'm scared for them. I'll follow them. *runs away*

Virgo: And now I'm stuck with...you guys.

Libra: Hey! What's wrong with us?

Aries: Yeah! We're fun! 

Sag: And funny!

Leo: And sexy!

Virgo: It's like 4 more Geminis here.

Libra: Psh! We're better than Gemini! 

Virgo: At being annoying. But whatever, let's just go.

Leo: This place is so stale! If only Gemini was here to snap his neck again.

Aries: We don't need him. 

Sag: *starts floating* Um..what's happening?

Leo: SAG!?!? GET DOWN!

Sag: I can't! HELP ME!!

Virgo: He's getting possessed! RUN!!

(Virgo, Aries, and Leo run away)

Sag: WAIT FOR ME!!!! HELP!!!!

Virgo: We're gone. Thank god.

Leo: That ghost is gonna pay for taking Sag away!

Aries: I see light! The exit is right there!

(Virgo, Leo, and Aries bolt through the exit)

Libra: Hold on! I'm here too-*get's door slammed on him. The door is then locked*

Libra:...fuck.