ARIES:
Aries: I just think that my charming personality would let me win!
Host: You mean your anger issues?
Aries:...like I said, charming personality.
TAURUS:
Taurus: Honestly, just throw in some food-eating competitions, and this show would be a piece of cake.
Host: Don't you think you should have more...durability?
Taurus: I think that you should stop worrying about me, and look at yourself! You're like a skeleton!
Host: Hey! It's a condition!
Taurus: Whatever you say, skelly
Host:*on the verge of tears* YOU SUCK!
GEMINI:
Host: No, you cannot murder the contestants to add to the "drama"
Gemini: Whatever. I'm a walking drama nuke! Just wait until you see what I bring! Even if it is murder...
Host: Leave. Now
Gemini: But I haven't even talked about where I would hide the bodi-
Host: NOW!
CANCER:
Cancer: I think that with my magnetic pull, and kindness, I would open up the viewer's heart!
Host: You mean playing the victim and manipulating people into thinking you're sensitive when in actuality you just use that as a way to get your way and avoid confrontation?
Cancer:...fuck you.
Part two coming in 2028
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Zodiac Signs Living Together
FanfictionNothing wrong can happen when putting the 12 clashing zodiac signs in the same household, right?
