Cancer: Pisces. How?
Pisces: how did I enslave humanity? Very simple!
Scorpio: This is so damn cool! We get to rule the world!
Cancer: not cool! Use common sense! This is idiotic.
Pisces: yeah I can't handle your bad energy. Take him away guards :)
Cancer: *while being dragged away* Fuck you!
Scorpio: No but really, how?
Pisces: I simply played victim?
Scorpio:...You made yourself seem vulnerable?
Pisces: yeah! It worked!
Scorpio:...How?
Pisces: What do you mean?
Scorpio: How do you not feel like a piece of shit!
Pisces: I can't feel that at all! I made the realization that I was a piece of shit the moment Cancer dropped me at 4 years old!
Scorpio: You still remember that?
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Zodiac Signs Living Together
FanfictionNothing wrong can happen when putting the 12 clashing zodiac signs in the same household, right?
