Zodiac Signs Living Together

At the movie theater

(scary movie playing)

Capricorn: This is boring as hell

Sagittarius: Agreed. The blood is clearly fake!

Scorpio: Aw yeah! Get his ass!

Cancer: ew. I mean, I can't be scared of the light-colored fake blood, but did he have to use the chainsaw?

Scorpio: That's the best part! The messy deaths!

Pisces: I believe that horror movies should have more psychological aspects, rather than bloody nonsense.

Aries: Well you're weird, buddy.

Leo: Yeah. Who doesn't like the blood?

Libra: I don't it's nasty!

Gemini: Relax, dude. I'm gonna leave, I'm bored.

Taurus: You aren't leaving, Gemini!

Gemini: Fine. hmph

Aquarius: Hey Libra, are you about to vomit?

Libra: *on the verge of barfing* no

Cancer: Gross! Here, I'll take you to the bathroom *leaves with Libra*

Scorpio: Punks.

Virgo: I can't believe you guys forced me to drive you here. Pisces, lets go. I don't need ypu waking me up again with your silly night terrors.

Pisces: Fine...*leaves*

Sag: Is everybody leaving now?

Scorpio: This is gonna be boring without being able to make fun of Pisces and Cancer, so I'm leaving. Sag, record it for me.*leaves*

Sag: wait for me!*leaves with scorpio*

Gemini: Taurus, let me leave please!

Taurus: *pinning Gemini to the chair* NO!

Gemini: *pushes Taurus and bolts*

Taurus: Damn it! I gotta get him! See ya! *chases Gemini* GET BACK HERE!

Capricorn: Hey Aries, pass the popcorn!

Aries:*hisses* MINE!

Capricorn: Okay... 

Leo: *yawn* need my beauty sleep. See ya. *leaves*

Aries: This was the worst gathering ever. 

Capricorn: Agreed. Hey, where's Aqua?

Aquarius: *sound asleep*

Aries: Let's leave him here

Capricorn: Glad to! *both leave*