Alexa Demie Oneshots ✓

Ain't Shit

Earth 33
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"She keeps doing it, she's not gonna stop." Mom says.

Man
This happened one, two, three times too much

"I don't want you taking care of a grown-ass woman. Y/n needs to get off her ass and do something." Mom says as I unlock the door.

These dumb-ass

"I'll talk to her about it. I love you, bye." I say.

"I love you too." Mom says as I go inside.

I hang up and sigh.

Y/n's been a friend of mine for over a decade now. She was in the military but she got her arm amputated and was discharged. I let her stay with me and I fell completely in love with her.

ain't shit, come up in your crib

Fast forward 3 years, we are married with a little boy and I have never been happier. The thing is that Y/n isn't working even with a prosthetic. Bills are stacking up and she just watches them.

All up in your fridge, can't pay rent

Moms really do know everything.

Look at what you did, listen to your friends
When they say ain't shit, 'cause

"Hey." Y/n says.

"I need $100." I say.

"For what?" Y/n asks.

"Grocery, I haven't gotten my new card from the bank yet." I say.

"Uh, I don't have it." Y/n says.

ain't shit, come up in your crib
All up in your fridge, can't pay rent

I have the money but I wanted to know if Y/n did. Apparently not.

Look at what you did, listen to your friends
When they say ain't shit

"You don't have any money?" I ask.

Umm, you could say that again

"No." Y/n says.

is square like Madison

I sigh and walk away.

I can't even really get mad at them

What the fuck am I gonna do with her?

They fall, then I gotta facepalm

Time Skip

"It's so frustrating and embarrassing that Y/n won't do anything." I say.

Shook him like an 8-ball and it's embarrassin'