Alexa Demie Oneshots ✓

my strange addiction

Earth 29
Alexa's View

I knock on the door and it opens. Zendaya lets me in and I see a woman sitting in a bed.

"It's a shared room." Zendaya says.

"Ah." I say nodding.

"The Dolphins suck ass." Jacob says.

The woman flips Jacob off and he laughs.

"This is Y/n." Jacob says.

"We are one-kidney-buddies." Y/n says.

"What made you want to give your kidney up for this fool?" I ask.

"Helping charity looks good on my taxes." Y/n says.

We laugh and she smiles.

Time Skip

"Where are you going?" Zendaya asks.

No, Billy, I haven't done that dance since my wife died

"Uh, I have a date." I say.

There's a whole crowd of people out there who need to learn how to do The Scarn

"With who?" Zendaya asks.

Don't ask questions you don't wanna know

"Remember the last time you asked that?" I ask.

"Who are you hanging out with?" Zendaya asks.

"My bathtub, a bottle of wine, and God gave me fingers so I better use them." I say.

"I'll never ask that again." Zendaya says.

Learned my lesson way too long ago
To be talkin' to you, belladonna

"That's fair." Zendaya says.

I smile and leave.

20 minutes later...

I knock on the room door and see Y/n sitting up.

"Hey." Y/n says smiling.

I smile and she kisses me.

Sometimes when I came to the hospital to see Jacob, he was sleeping so I'd keep Y/n company. She had to stay in the hospital longer because of blood clots so I've continued to see her.

Shoulda taken a break, not an Oxford comma

"That you for keeping my company. I don't have family to come and visit me." Y/n says.

"Oh, so I'm a no one now?" I ask.

Y/n laughs and smiles.

"I like you." Y/n says.

"I'm gonna channel my inner-6th grade self. Is that a like or a like like?" I say.

"Like like." Y/n says.

I smile and she kisses me.

Take what I want when I wanna
And I want ya

"I'm getting discharged tomorrow morning. After that we can hang out or do more than hanging out." Y/n says.

"What does more than hanging out mean to you?" I ask.

"You being under me." Y/n says.

"Hate to break it to you, but I'm older than you and have more experience. It won't go down like that." I say.

Bad, bad news
One of us is gonna lose

"Doesn't matter because it'll be great either way." Y/n says.