Ah, Hell. Aint it a place. There are Imps, Succubi, overlords and, you, a condeemed sinner. You have been dead and stuck in hell for over two years. You're time in hell has been a shitty experiance, but one day, you decide to get a new job after get...
Y/n: What do you think Blitzo called a meeting for?
Moxxie: Well he's probably going to explain his dumb plan to win the bet.
Y/n: Bet?
Moxxie: Oh right you werent there...Basically Blitzo made a bet with Verosika that if we kill more humans than Verosika's posse can have...intercourse...with humans, then we can have our parking spot back.
Y/n: Oh, right...
Blitzo slams the door open and stands at the other end of the table, keeping the same pissed off face.
Blitzo: Alright, shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit!
Blitzo grabs a pencil and poorly scetches out his plan.
Blitzo: First, we find a fuck-ton of clients. We portal up, we have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and maybe a goose too, fuck it! They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, we rub it in the sloppy whore's drunken, ass face! Do you have any questions?
Moxxie: Uh, yeah. What was that nonsense?
Blitzo: That wasnt a question.
Moxxie: That wasnt a plan.
Blitzo: Im sorry, but that was a flawless presentation on what we should do Mox. Its not my fault you have a smooth little brain up stairs.
Moxxie: A what now!?
Blitzo: Im callin' you slow moxxie. God, why dont you learn to take criticism you talentless baby dicked troll!
Moxxie: Well why dont you take an art class!
Blitzo: Well why dont you see how expensive they are!
Loona: Hey, is there a way i can come with you guys this time?
Blitzo: Absolutely not, i forbid it! Not gonna happen, sorry sweetie. Spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who drool all over you!
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Loona: Well, i can blend into humans easy enough. Just, let me tag along.
Blitzo: Wait, say that again.
Loona: I can blend in?
Millie: Do you have a human diguise?
Loona: Yeah, dont you?
Blitzo: ...
Moxxie: ...
Millie: ...
Y/n: I actually have one.
Loona: Wait, really?
Y/n: Yeah, its just what i looked like when i was alive.
Loona: Okay so, except Y/n, you three have been screwing around on earth, this whole fucking time without human diguises!
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