!!CURSE WARNING!!
Gorou: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Y/n: For the dogs.
Gorou: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Y/n: They don't know how.
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Kokomi: We need a distraction.
Y/n: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Gorou, whispering: My time has come
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Y/n: So Gorou, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Gorou: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Y/n: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Gorou: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Y/n: A whole potato?
Gorou: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Y/n: These just look like big slabs of black.
Gorou: Because that's what they are!
Gorou: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Y/n: These are just chocolate chips?
Gorou: They sure are!
Gorou: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Gorou: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
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Y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Gorou: I wake up at 4:30 AM....
Y/n:
Y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Y/n: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Gorou: Those are wanted posters!
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Gorou, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Person B.
Y/n: How did you do that without turning around?
Gorou: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Gorou: S-So... Y/n-Y/n, do you have a crush on anyone?
Y/n: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
Y/n: And maybe you
Gorou: O///O W-W-WhAt-
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Gorou: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Y/n:
Gorou: Person A, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Gorou *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Kokomi: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Gorou, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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Y/n Fuck.
Gorou: We've got to work on your cursing.
Y/n: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Cop: Your receiving a ticket for having 3 people on one motorcycle
Itto: SHIT!
Kokomi: Wait 3
Cop: Yes? Were there more?
Y/n: SHIT GOROU FELL OFF-
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Itto dramatically: They called me a fool.
Gorou: They weren't wrong.
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Gorou: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Gorou: What did you do?
Y/n: Nobody died.
Gorou: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Y/n: So what's for dinner?
Gorou, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Kokomi: Y/n Truth or dare.
Y/n: Dare
Kokomi: I dare you to kiss he hottest person in the room
Y/n: Itto
Itto blushing: Yeah..?
Y/n: Can you move over so i can get to Gorou?
Gorou: O///O
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Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc
FanfictionGenshin Impact Scenario-Oneshots-Songflics and Headcannons (cover found on Pinterest, not mine) :3
