!!CURSE WARNING!!
Diluc: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Y/n: Mind your language!
Diluc: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Y/n:
Diluc: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Y/n: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Diluc: You need to stop
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Diluc: God, give me patience.
Kaeya: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Diluc: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Y/n: Here's some advice!
Diluc: I didn't ask for any
Y/n Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Diluc, going over Venti's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Venti: Yes
Diluc: Okay... may I know what you create?
Venti: Problems
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Y/n in the fatui: So are we flirting right now?
Diluc: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Y/n That doesn't answer my question
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Kaeya: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Kaeya: *chugs entire bottle*
Diluc It's perfume.
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Kaeya: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Diluc: What's that?
Kaeya: Remorse code.
Diluc: I'm even angrier now.
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Diluc: I prevented a murder today.
Kaeya: Really? How'd you do that?
Diluc: self control.
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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Diluc: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Diluc: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Y/n: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Diluc: No! Four to five seconds!
Y/n Too late!!!
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Crepus (Diluc's Dad): What's up guys? I'm back.
Diluc: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Crepus Death is a social construct.
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Kaeya: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
Diluc: You? Magic? Kaeya, it says talent show.
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Venti: I can explain.
Diluc: Can you?
Venti: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Diluc: We need to get through this locked door. Kaeya, give me your credit card.
Kaeya: Here.
Diluc, pocketing it: Thanks. Jean, kick down the door.
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Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc
FanfictionGenshin Impact Scenario-Oneshots-Songflics and Headcannons (cover found on Pinterest, not mine) :3
