!!CURSE WARNING!!
Y/n: Its ok to fall apart sometimes
Venti: Taco's fall apart and we still love them
Y/n wiping a tear: Beatiful~
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Venti: Finally, we won
*Ruin Grader slowly starts to stand up again behind Venti*
Y/n:
Venti:
Y/n: *Aggressively pointing behind Venti*
Venti: No. We won. I'm not turning around and looking at it. We won.
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Y/n: Future husband say what!
Venti: What!
Y/n: *Screeches internally*
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Paimon: Hey guys, Venti's in the pool and I don't think he's water proof.
Lumine: I think she's trying to say, Venti's drowning
Y/n: Oh okay.
Y/n:
Y/n:
Y/n: WAIT WhAt-
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Venti: I have an idea!
Y/n: If it includes me and you stealing Dilucs wine then no.
Venti: Nevermind then....
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Y/n: Tell me about yourself!
Venti: I get jealous of my phone when it dies-
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Venti: Any news?
Doctor Y/n: Just waiting for your x-ray.
Venti: But I've never dated anyone names ray-
Doctor Y/n: And we might do a brain scan-
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Venti: A mosquito tried to bite me and I just slapped it and killed it
Venti: And I started thinking
Venti: Like, it was just trying to get food...
Venti: What if I went to the fridge to get food and it just slammed the door and snapped my neck?
Venti: How would I feel?
Y/n: Are you ok-
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Diluc: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you both needed a fake ID
Venti: *Mumbles*
Diluc: What was that?
Y/n: At petco you have to be over 18 to hold the puppies-
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Y/n: Thats ridiculous! Venti doesn't have a crush on me!
Diluc: Yes he does
Paimon: Yes he does
Venti: Yes I do-
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Venti: *Looking at Y/n from the window*
Venti: She's so beautiful and thoughtful. I wonder what brilliant insights are crossing her mind today <3
Y/n: Wens-day....Whens-day....weds-ne-day?
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Y/n: *Accidentally cuts themselves with a knife
Y/n: Ow!
Lisa: You ok?
Jean running in with a first aid kit: Is my daughter ok??!!
Venti running in with a sword: IS MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND BUT SOON TO BE WIFE OKAY?!?!?
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Venti: HELP I TOLD Y/N I'D COOK HER DINNER BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Ei pouring milk directly in the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Zhongli: I can't believe you and Y/n broke the bed last night! >:(
Ei: Yeah what were you even doing?
Venti: Uhhh....
[Last Night]
Venti: Bet you can't jump on the bed high enough to touch the ceiling >:)
Y/n: Try me >:)
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Venti dramatically: She was poetry, but she couldn't read.
Y/n: His name was bob, he's nineteen.
Venti: When his parents built a strange machine.
Y/n: Watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!
Venti and Y/n at the same time: AAAAAAAAAAAAAY MACARENA!!!!!!!!
Zhongli: Everyone.................Horrible job.
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Venti: DON'T CORRECT ME!
Zhongli & Ei: DON'T BE WRONG!!
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc
FanfictionGenshin Impact Scenario-Oneshots-Songflics and Headcannons (cover found on Pinterest, not mine) :3
