Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc

Incorrect Quotes||Thoma

!!CURSE WARNING!!

Thoma: Did you have to stab him?

Y/n: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Thoma: What did he say to you?!

Y/n: What are you gonna do? Stab me?!

Thoma:

Y/n:

Thoma: That's fair-

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Y/n: Is 4 a lot?

Thoma: Depends on the context.

Thoma: Dollars? No.

Thoma: Murderers? Yes

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Thoma cooking miso soup and dropping it on the floor: This is sadder than the time I fell of the train :(

Y/n: *Chokes on coffee*

Y/n: Sorry what?

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Ayaka: Thats a pretty rock

Thoma: Y/n gave it to me <3

Y/n: I threw it at you-

Thoma: She's really sweet <3

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Ayato: Thoma right hand on red

*Thoma ends up on top of Y/n*

Thoma: Okay your doing this on purpose aren't you-

Ayato: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, i'm surprised you both never noticed-

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Y/n: *Accidentally punches Thoma in the face*

Y/n: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' or 'Are you ok?'

Y/n: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

Thoma: What is wrong with you-

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Thoma: Violence ISN'T the answer

Y/n: Your right.

Thoma: *sighs in relief*

Y/n: Violence is the question

Thoma: What?

Y/n bolting away: And the answer is yes

Thoma running after Y/n: NO-

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Y/n: *struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels*

Y/n: Yeah, I-I don't think heels are for me.

Thoma: *points at Y/n and walks flawlessly in his golden sparkly 6 inch heels

Thoma: WEAK

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Y/n: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case.

Thoma: That's a coma

Y/n: Sounds festive 

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Thoma: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Y/n: Alright, whats 30x17?

Thoma: 47

Y/n: That wasn't even close...

Thoma: But it was fast wasn't it?

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Y/n: Am I going to far?

Thoma: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison <3

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Thoma: I'm begging you please go to a doctor TwT

Y/n: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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*Thoma and Y/n are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Thoma: I think Ayato did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Y/n: Well that's encouraging -_-

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Thoma: You know I'm kinda regretting showing you how a blender works -_-

Y/n drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Y/n: Man I only see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Thoma: Oh I'm always running

Thoma: The question is from what.