Dungeon-bound Bell-kun

Prompts

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Bell: Lefiya isn't answering their phone
Filvis: I'll call
Bell: I've tried calling six times already, what makes you thi-
Lefiya: Hello?

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Bell: Listen, I can explain...
Lefiya: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Filvis: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Alise: You guys are getting paid?

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Bell: Bye Lefiya! Bye Filvis! Bye Alise! Bye Hayato! Bye Lefiya!
Filvis: You said 'bye Lefiya' twice.
Bell: I like Lefiya.

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Bell: You're a loose cannon, Alise.
Alise: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Lefiya: I think you play by your own rules.
Filvis: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Bell: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Alise: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Hayato is a loose cannon.
Hayato: *smashes a chair*

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Lefiya: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Filvis Have everyone stand.
Alise: Bring three more chairs!
Bell: The other three sit down on the floors.
Hayato: Kill three.

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Bell: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Filvis: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Hayato: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Alise: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Lefiya: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Bete: Huh, Lefiya, are you secretly cool?
Lefiya: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Bete: I do not.

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Bell: Can I ask a dumb question?
Alise: Better than anyone I know.

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Alise, when Bell walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
Alise: *accidentally smacks Ryuu in the face with the baking sheet*

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Lefiya: I love you.
Bell, not paying attention: What was that?
Lefiya: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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Bell: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Lefiya: Yes. Absolutely.
Bell: When?
Lefiya: When you're right.

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Alise: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Bell: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Alise: Th-that's not how that works-

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Bete: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Lefiya: What was that?
Bete: The sound of someone else's problem.

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A classic

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Bell: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Lefiya: ...I did. I broke it.
Bell: No. No you didn't. Bete?
Bete: Don't look at me. Look at Filvis.
Filvis: What?! I didn't break it.
Bete: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Filvis: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Bete: Suspicious.
Filvis: No, it's not!
Hayato: If it matters, probably not, but Alise was the last one to use it.
Alise: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Hayato: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Alise: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hayato!
Lefiya: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bell.
Bell: No! Who broke it!?
*Everyone starts arguing*
Bell, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Bell: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bell:*stares at them while they argue with a smile*
Bell: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.