Stick
How'd you know my bf's name?
Spiderling
Idk
Just lucky I guess??
. .
Victoria
Peter
Peter
Peter
Stop ghosting me
Peter
WHAT
Victoria
Are you spiderling?
Peter
Who?
Victoria
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW SPILL THE TEA BEFORE I GUT YOU WITH MY SANDALS
Peter
OKAY
OKAY FINE
PLS DONT GUT ME WITH YOUR SANDALS
THEY NASTY
Yes
I am Spiderling
So what?
Victoria
Since when did you start hanging out with crazy child adults?
You guys aren't a cult..
Are you?
Peter
NO
No we aren't a cult
We
They're friends from my internship
Remember that?
Victoria
Yeah..
Peter
Why do you sound disappointed?
Victoria
Is it weird that part of me wanted it to be a cult?
Peter
Very
Victoria
It would've explained why you disappear randomly
Peter
What?
Victoria
And since your name is Spiderling
And you disappear a lot
And you have ZERO Spiderman merch
Peter
What
What are you doing right now?
Victoria
OF COURSE
IT'S SO SIMPLE
HEHEHEE
Peter
What's simple?
Vic?
What are you talking about
What are you thinking?
Stop thinking
STOP
[Victoria has changed Peter to Spiderchild]
Spiderchild
Curse you and your excellent observational skills
Victoria
Uh uh
No compliments silly vigilante
I have a boyfriend, remember?
Spiderchild
I can still compliment you??
[Spiderchild changed Victoria to Stubborn Twig]
Stubborn Twig
I see how it is
[Stubborn Twig changed Spiderchild to Smol Spiderthing]
Smol Spiderthing
Staaap
Stubborn Twig
Neverrr
You can do nothing about it so hhehehehe
K
Ima go do something illegal
Have fun dealing with that Spiderman
Smol Spiderthing
No
Don't you do nothin'
I will put you in jail
I'm stronger than Flash just saying
Stubborn Twig?
Vic?
Carl
Crap*
. . .
Victoria never ended up doing anything illegal.
Well, unless you count murdering a family of nine.
Jk jk jk
Vic decided to check out this 'internship' that Peter talks about. She had a feeling it had something to do with Spiderman stuff.
Walking up to the front desk, the girl taps the bell, getting the attention of the receptionist, who was talking with a rather important looking strawberry blonde.
"One moment please!" Was her response.
After five minutes, they finish and the receptionist lady turns to Victoria.
"What can I help you with, dear?"
"I've come to talk with Tony Stark."
"Oh! Well, he's a very busy man, young lady-"
"If I may," the blonde interrupts, outstretching her hand towards the young girl. "Pepper Potts. I'm Tony's Fiancé. What do you need?"
"I've come to ask him some question about an internship concerning a certain arachnikid."
This caught Pepper's attention immediately.
"What do you mean?"
Vic lowers her voice, "I know Spiderman. I've come to discuss some things with his employer."
The blonde agrees to take her to Tony.
. . .
Standing in the elevator, Vic decides it's the perfect time to tell Peter where she's gone. >:>
Stubborn Twig
Guess where I am Peterman >:>
Smol Spiderthing
Jail?
Stubborn Twig
Nope
I'm just casually riding an elevator to the floor of Mr. Stark's lab/office idk
Smol Spiderthing
Lies
Stubborn Twig
Okay
Don't be surprised if he mentions anything to u Mr. Peterman sir
Smol Spiderthing
Why do you keep calling me Peterman?
It's weird
Stubborn Twig
You forget who you're speaking to
K gotta go
We've reached his floor and a certain guy named Happy? Idk is quietly yelling at Ms. Potts cuz he doesn't want anyone to interrupt Tony.
Smol Spiderthing
Either you did your research
Or
NO
GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU STINKY SMOL TWIG HOOMAN
HE IS MY FATHER
Stubborn Twig
You forget
I am your sister remember?
We were adopted by Mungo
Also, since when is Tony your dad?
Smol Spiderthing
I get adopted more than you thing
Thing*
Think*
Gosh
The perks of being an orphan
Stubborn Twig
*rolls eyes in haha I'm meeting Tony Stark*
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