Sᴛᴏᴘ Bᴇɪɴɢ A Dᴀᴅ: Aᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs Wʀᴏɴɢ Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ

||5|| Of Chaos and Adoption

Natasha sits on the couch, smirking with her phone in hand, confusing her fellow teammates.

"What's so funny?" Sam Wilson asks, glancing at her before turning back to the tv.
"You've had that look for a whole ten minutes."

"Well, it's gonna take me a minute to add the entire team," Nat scoffs, rolling her eyes as she types on her phone.

. . .

[Group Chat created: Chaos; Added: Stick, Archer, Yoda, Mungo Jerry, Prairie, Chicken, Bob the Builder, Sparkles, Hermione, Spiderling, Old man, Barney]

Mama Spider
Attention Everyone
Attention

Old man
What is this?

Chicken
Yeah
Why did you make a new gc?
AND WHY IS MY NAME CHICKEN???

Mama Spider
Everyone must stay anonymous
As we have a guest

Archer
You didn't

Mama Spider
I did
Rules!
Do not share your real name or anything that could hint the child to your identity

Mung Jerry
What is going on?

Bob the Builder
Yes
And why can we not reveal our identities?
Who is this child you speak of?

Archer
She's a kid I accidentally texted
Idk her real name
But we've been texting for about a week cuz she's lonely

Hermione
Aww
That's nice of you, Clint!

[Mama Spider has deleted Hermione's message]

Mama Spider
I SAID NO REAL NAMES
We might scare her away

Sparkles
I'm in the middle of something
Why was I added to this GC and why do you keep sending messages?
These hundreds of dings are annoying

Spiderling
What's going on, you guys?
I just got out of school and I've got 99+ notifs!
Okay
That's a lie
It's not that many
But still!!

Mama Spider
If you're out of school, than she might be as well!!

Stick
I am out of school
But what is this gc?

Mama Spider
I added Archer and all his friends to a GC so you can chat with all of us!!

Archer
Things are gonna be so much more chaotic now
Great

Old man
You don't sound very excited about this

Archer
I'm not

Stick
It's okay guys
He's just jealous
Mr. Jealous you can't keep me all for yourself