(Y/N): You're a godsend.
Yukari: Well, we're all set.
...Yukari set up an entire goddamn feast without you even noticing.
(Y/N): Are you for real?
Yukari: Yes. And...
Yukari hands you a basket.
(Y/N): Infinite food basket?
Yukari: Mhm.
Kiki: Well, if that's all... Goodbye.
Shisutemu: And good luck!
?: HEY!
The ground behind you all cracks, and you look behind you, seeing Shinjin in front of the portal stairs back to the forge. Huh, her right wing's green now.
Shinjin: Did you forget about me?!
(Y/N): Oh hey, Shinjin! Great timing!
Shinjin blitzes over to you.
Shinjin: Don't 'great timing' me! You were about to enter a dungeon without me!
(Y/N): For all intents and purposes, I did want to do this solo. These new dungeon formats are based on Outside World videogames that were very important to me. I'm just reliving some old memories.
Shinjin: Aww... okay.
(Y/N): You can watch though. Wait, actually, it would be nice playing with an actual person, and I don't want you to fall behind, so... you can come along.
Shinijin: Eee!
You and Shinjin enter the portal, and fall from the sky...into the Realm of Oryx, the Mad God.
[BGM: Realm of the Mad God Legacy - Main Theme]
(Y/N): Ahh, nostalgia.
You direct yourself toward the forest, do a couple of frontflips, and land on your feet with a boom, creating a small crater. Thus catching the attention of many small creatures, including elves and dwarves.
(Y/N): Alright, small fry, come at me.
You dodge an incoming fireball and fire a Magic Bullet back, killing the dwarf that attacked you. You shoot down the others, and the king.
[127 XP]
(Y/N): Huh, not a bad source of XP. Though these guys are going down in one hit.
Yukari: You're far above what should be the maximum level for this world, so that's a given. You're better off sticking to the Highlands and Mountains.
(Y/N): Or I could hunt down the Heroes of Oryx.
Shinjin: "Heroes" of Oryx?
(Y/N): Yeah, to him and his goons. Not literally everything else.
Kiki: Yeah, that too.
Oryx: You fools! You really think this lowly human will fell me?! My forest of 8 Ent Ancients is all the protection I need!
Shisutemu: Huh, he's here too...
(Y/N): Slay 'em?
Kiki: Yep.
Yukari: Mhm~
Shinjin: N-No! I thought killing was forbidden!
(Y/N): That's a Gensokyo-only rule, and besides, this guy's a total slimeball. Pure evil.
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Touhou: Gamer's Eastern Dream (Male Gamer Reader x Touhou)
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) was your average teenage boy...sort of. He didn't have a rebellious streak but was incredibly stressed and fed up with normal life. Despite living in the States, he had a soft spot for games based in the East... hence, why he took an...
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