Butter_my_nutters: aww
Craig: ok so what next
TooMuchPressure: this isn't going to end well is it?
Kyle's Bro: it's not my fault ginger next to me wanted to kill it and be done
Kyle's Bro: what kind of psycho kills a spider for no reason
Craig: me
Butter_my_nutters: I usually just run away
That_one_black_guy: the cleaner deals with it
Craig: imagine being rich enough that you have a cleaner
TooMuchPressure: pfffffffftttt
Fatboy: trust me the spider is nothing compared the shit I have done
KennyMcDick: back to the story
KennyMcDick: though I have a pet spider so fuck U Kyle I thought we knew each other
Kyle's Bro: I know right? Monster
TacoMASTER: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING SPIDER
Butter_my_nutters: @KennyMcDick you tryin to tell me I've been to your house when there was a spider in there??????????? That's creepy!!!!
KennyMcDick: please don't stop our Tuesday hang out sesh over a spider butters he doesn't bite
Fatboy: no butters don't believe him they bite you all the time and then you get rabies and die
KennyMcDick: SHUT IT
KennyMcDick: butters he's a fat liar I would never hurt you
TacoMASTER: OMG STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SPIDER
Craig: can we get back to this riveting tale?
<Kyle's Bro changed Gingerbread's username to "KilledMySpider">
KilledMySpider: Stan we talked about this whilst we waited in A & E
KilledMySpider: and it technically wasn't me that killed it
Kyle's Bro: I can't get over it
That_one_black_guy: can we continue
Kyle's Bro: fine fine
Kyle's Bro: ok I didn't want to because THAT'S FUCKING MEAN and so we put it in a jar that also had my dads weed in because I couldn't find anything else and Kyle was about to stomp the spider
KilledMySpider: I wish I stomped the spider and then I wouldn't have a concussion and you wouldn't have re broken your arm
KilledMySpider: this fucking bandage on my head is actually so ITCHY I HATE IT
KennyMcDick: I can kiss it better
Fatboy: ugh I think I just threw up in my mouth at that
Craig: and then???
Kyle's Bro: right so
KilledMySpider: he gave it to me
Kyle's Bro: and then we went to the top of the barn to release it right
TacoMASTER: omg Bebe was right
TooMuchPressure: did you fall??
Butter_my_nutters: I don't see how the police got involved
KilledMySpider: waiiit I'm trying to tell story
Kyle's Bro: um
Fatboy: lmao Jew sounds like he's five
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Chapter 21
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