Everyone: Clear Sir.
Karan: Okay, Monami. Come on up, pehle tum karogi.
Monami: Yeh mujhe kabhi nahi chodega na? Huh! *huffs under her breath*
Karan: Monami!
Now Karan didn't realise that he had ended up saying that aloud in sleep. Faizi miya toh ab jag gaye.
Cont. in dream:
Monami made a helpless face, Karan found it funny and ended up smirking which looked more like a smile increasing the hopes for everyone but the next thing shattered all the hoped.
Karan: Monami, come here, abhi ka abhi.
Again, Karan apne sapne mein dooba huya, phir se aloud bol diya. Iss baar Faizi miya ke chehre par 440 volt ke bulb jitni roshni jhalakne lagi.
Karan: Monami jaldi aao, mein aur intezaar nahi karoonga.
Dream ends.
Faizi: Oh, toh chakkar yeh hai. Janab Monami ka intezaar kar rahe hain. Matlab abhi tak confess nahi kiya. Hmm *smirkes* Ab dost hote hi kis cheez ke liye hain. Koi ni, janab aapne mujhe nahi bataya, hum aapko indirectly ishare de denge.
The next morning
Karan was typing his shoe laces while Faizi entered,
Faizi: Karan, pata hai kabhi kabar cheezon ko na clear kar dena chahiye. Doosre insaan tak pohonchte hi khushiyon ka darwaza bhi khul sakta hai.
Saying so he flashed his signature weird smile and left.
Karan: Abey konse darwaze ki baat karke chala gaya hai yeh saand?
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Faizi entered the mess happily and started eating.
Sanju: Sirji bade khush lag rahe ho, key huya?
Faizi: Arey Sanju pathar pighal gaya!
Sanju went and knocked on the walls of the mess.
Sanju: Sirji eeithen (bricks) toh theek hi lag rahi hain, pighli toh nahi hain. Garmi hai par yeh academy toh na pighle go.
Faizi facepalmed.
Faizi: Arey Sanju yeh building wala patthar nahi humara woh insaan wala patthar!
Sanju: O teri! Woh garden mein joh katputli hai woh pighal gayi! Main phone-
Faizi: Arey female version of patthat dil, Karan ka dil pighal gaya hai!
Sanju: Ab agar humen kaho ki unhein garmi lag rahi hain aur woh angrezi mein kya kehti hain? Heartburn ho raha hogo toh aap humao lane goli ka tofa doge toh aap khud hi samjha do.
Faizi: Usse Monami se pyaar ho gaya hai!
Sanju: Key?
Faizi: Haan!!
Sanju: ....
Faizi: Sanju koi toh dhang ka reaction de!
Sanju: H-haan haan, hum khush hain, bade khush hain! Par aapko pata kaise chala?
Faizi explained whatever he had seen and heard.
Sanju too became excited: Yeh toh badi hi khushi ki baat hai!
Sid: Good Morning Sanju, I mean, Sanjana Madam, waise khushi ki baat kya hai?
Sanju *still lost in the news she just got*: Yahi ki Karan sirji ko pyaar ho gaya hai.
Sid: WHAT?
Sanju bit her tongue while Faizi glared at her.
Faizi: Bhool jao ki tumhein kisi ne kuch bataya hai.
Sid nodded a yes in daze and moved to the table.
Bala; Sanju madam ne kya haryanwi mein nayi gaali di kya? Main translocate karoon?
Chitra: #translate hota hai woh!
Bala: Haan haan wahi!
Sid: Iss baar toh pure hindi mein bola, aur tight jhatka de diya Bala G bro!
Bala: Lagta hai gali samajh aa gayi uska sadma laga hai!
Sid: Nahi bro, woh mogambo Romeo ban gaya!
Chitra: #WHAT?
Sumanji, Bala and Premji were sitting clueless: Yeh dono konse naye recruits hain?
Monami comes to the mess: What's up guys?
Chitra: #Kuch nahi! *in daze*
Monami thought it was just them behaving weird and went to get her food. By then Koel came and saw their pale faces.
Koel: Kya huya? Karan sir dekh liye sapne mein?
Sid: Abhi toh Karan sir kisi ko apne sapne mein dekh rahe hain!
Koel: Toh?
Chitra: #kisi ladki ko!
Koel: Toh?
Sid: Duffer, unhein pyaar ho gaya hai!
Koel, Bala, Premji, and Sumanji: KYA?
Dilbagh ji to Monami: Iss mess mein teesri baar koi "Kya" cheek raha hai, huya kya hai?
Monami: Pata nahi Dilbagh ji, maine poocha toh inhone kuch nahi bola.
Dilbagh ji: Apni normal pagalpanti kar rahe honge.
Saying so he chuckled and walked into the kitchen area while Monami contemplated his words but then chose to ignore and sat down on the table.
Sid: Waise kya lagta hai, Romeo ko kisse pyaar huya hoga?
Monami who was still clueless: Juliet se!
Sid: Haan toh woh Juliet hain kon?
She saw the rest focusing on that question while Koel was just minding her own business. Seeing Koel she confirmed that they all were getting involved in some random useless talk.
Karan entered the mess and saw Faizi and Sanju giving him creepy smiles. He looked around to see the cadets looking at him as if he had turned into some alien or something. Monami was giving him a cheeky smile while Koel seemed the only normal one.
Karan: Chal kya raha hai?
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Teen FictionA collection of Short Stories and TS (s) on Ziddi Dil Maane Na.
Chal kya raha hai? (PART 1)
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