Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

Chal kya raha hai? (PART 1)

Hi Guys!
Yep, a new work! Aap log itni demand kar rahe the so I thought ki ek de hi doon, tum log bhi kya hi yaad rakhoge. *winks*

Anyways, this starts from the part where Monu Karan par lattoo thi and Karan had no damn clues about her love.

Enjoy!

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Karan was sleeping peacefully. Dreaming of something blissful. 

In the dream~

Karan *while smirking*: Cadets! Aaj mujhe Col. Batra ne ragda parade karne ki permission de di hai! 

Bala *murmurs to the rest*: Waise konsa har roz phool barsate hain hum par? 

Karan hears it and glares at him to which he gulps. 

Karan: Aaj tum log sabse pehle 15 baar rassi se upar neeche chadoge aur utroge. Agar gire toh phir chado par 15 times upar aur 15 times neeche toh aana padega. 

Chitra *whispers to the others*: Main toh #6th time mein direct #upar pohonch jaoongi. 15 baar mein toh #punar janam hone ki #naubat ho jayegi. 

Sumanji: Pata nahi Karan sirji ko humein tadapta huya dekh kya mazza ata hai?

Sid: Wahi mazza joh dog's ke owners ko unhe ek ball ke peeche bhagane mein aata hai. 

All the cadets: TUNE HUMEIN KUTTA BOLA?

Trainers silently giggled. 

Sid: Uhm- nahi, meine aap sabko ek loyal, good friend, cute, liked by many pet bola. 

Koel: Gaddha! 

Sid glares at her. 

Koel: Nahi, meine tujhe hardworking pet bola. 

Sanju: Karli borontagiri? Ab chado rassi sab ke sab. 

Everyone reaches the rope. 

Sumanji: Om bhur bhurwa swaha... 

Premji: Sumanji, aap Maa ke Poot serial mein Nayika ki sasu maa ke bichde huye pandit wale boyfriend ki tarah gayatri mantra kyun jap rahi hain?

Sumanji: Sumanji ke yahan marne se pehle agar Gayatri Mantra japte hain toh punya milta hai. Heaven mein confirmed booking. 

Sid: Front row ya back row? Middle row ke liye kya procedure hai? 

Sumanji: English mein jap le! 

Koel: Lekin uske liye zindagi mein punya karne ka criteria bhi hota hai. 

Monami sensed another war session coming up so she intervened. 

Monami: Guys, rassi chad lein? 

Everyone nodded. 

Everyone somehow completed their drill and were tired like anything. 

Koel: Sir aur bhi kuch karna hai abhi? *forced fake smile*

Karan: Haan :)

All the cadets glared at Koel. 

Koel: Main nahin poochti phir bhi inhein nariyal toh phodna hi tha, aise nashedi billi ki aankhon se mujhe mat dekho. 

Everyone stopped glaring at her. 

Karan: One by one sabko aakar in dono ropes ko lift karna hai, 25 times each. Clear?

Chitra: #Sunkar hi mera vision blur ho raha hai!