Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

CG (PART 16)

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Gift ke liye early update bhi kar rahi hoon!! Ab aur kya chahiye? 😂

Waise mission mein next group ko kal jaana tha mission par, but phir humne socha ki kyun readers ke wait karwaoon? Dekha, so sweet I am, aur ek tum log! 😂💘

Happy Reading!!

**IS BAAR I MEAN IT, PLEASE PAANI NA PIYEIN YA KHAANA NA KHAYIEN, SECLUDED AREA MEIN JAKAR PADHEIN WARNA BOHOT BADI PROBLEM HO SAKTI HAI, Dhanywad**

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2nd October 11:30 AM in the training house:

Col. Batra- Happy Gandhi Jayanti everyone!

Everyone (Karan and Bala on phone call)- Same to you sirrrrrr! *in a formal salute way*

Col. Batra- Arrey yaar! Wish kar raha hoon, usmein kya salute de rahe ho! Jab dena hota hai tab dete nahi ho! Aur jab nahi dena hota hai tab zaroor dete ho!!!

Mrs. Batra- Aap hain hi aise, jo bolna chahte hain woh bolte nahi hain, aur jo nahi bolna chahte woh guma fira ka bayan karte hain! Bechare confuse honge hi na!!

Col. Batra- Arrey, aap iss cheez mein bhi mujhe taane maar rahi hain!! Kabhi kabar toh lagta hai ki agar aapne ek din mujhe taana nahi mara toh cardiac arrest ke maare maar war na jaoon.

Mrs. Batra- Isiliye toh routine check deti rehti hoon!! 

Monami mumbles- Arrey firse shuru ho gaye ye miya-biwi!! 

Koel- Inka iss janam mein kuch nahi ho sakta.

Sid- Haan, aur yeh rule nahi hai, Law hai. 

Kavya- Right, the Law of Batra's marriage states that the husband can never outsmart the wife whereas the wife always remains right, indecisive of the condition. The situation between the two bodies can never be serious unless it's not less than a heartbreak or death. The husband is always wrong and silly while the wife is always right and smart, at any given point on the planet.

(Author Sahiba: Kya baat hai Kavya ji, matlab bohot badiya!! pure 30 saal ki shaadi ko summarise kar diya apne! Arrey gazab!!) 

Mrs. Batra- Yes, very true! 😁😁😎

Col. Batra- Yes, very true! 😢🥺😑

(Note: tone and emojis matter!)

Everyone stifles their laughter.

Bala whispers to Karan- Yeh toh ismien bhi definition ki tarah comment de rahi hai, shaadi mein phere bhi aise hi legi kya? 

Karan whispers back- Ho bhi sakta hai, you know two bodies (var vadhu) rating around a charged body (agni) causes loss in energy (spiritual energy is this case🤣)? Law of thermodynamics hai. Ya phir yeh ki.....

Bala- Sirji rehne do, jo bhi bolegi sun lenge, pyaar toh karte hi hai na ❤😍

Karan- Arrey wah! Bande ka pyaar toh sau takka saccha hai!!!

Bala- Arrey sirji! Kya aap bhi?!

Nikhil- Chalo, let's make Gandhiji pround on his birthday! Mission complete karke aao sab!!

Baby- Yess! 

she was about to say something else when....

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