Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

TD (PART 18)

Heyyy Guysss!!

I am back!! Okay mujhe na kaafi time se iss sequence par kuch likhna tha so here it is!!

(Note: Yahan par sab youth hai. No guests)

Happy Reading!!

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Karan opened his eyes and saw the time. 

Karan- Oyeee!!! Gadhon!! uthooooooo!!!! 2100 hours ho rahe hain!!!!

Sid *in sleepy tone*- Bro normal bhasha mein bolo, kya time ho raha hai?

Karan- Idiot 9pm!!! 

Everyone wakes up the a jerk.

Monami- Hum logon ne dresses and lunch finish kiya tha at 3pm. Iska matlab hum log 3-9pm so rahe the?!?!?!

Premji- Aaj toh mujhe kuch karne ka bohot maan kar raha hai!!

Karan- Kya?

Premji- HAYEEEEE BHAGWAAANNNNN!!!!! YEEEHHHH KAAAISSSEEE HO GAYAAAAA!!!! HUM POORE 6 GHANTE SO GAYEEEEEE!!!!!!?!??!?!?!? HUMARE TOH NASEEB HI GHISSA HUA HAIIII!!!!?!?!? JAB SONA HOTA HAI TAB SOTE NAHI HAIN AUR JAB NAHI SONA HAI TOH HADD SE ZYADA SO JATE HAIN!?!?!!

Bala- Arey inmein mataji ki aatma ghus gayi hai. Koi inka radio band karo!!

Karan picks up the newspaper from the side. Rolls it and stuffs it into Premji's mouth. 

Premji stops screaming. 

Faizi- Haash! Chalo, bhaire (deaf) hone se toh bach gaye. 

Koel- Uff!! Mujhe bhook lag rahi hai, dinner mein kya karein??

Sanju- Tujhe itne saare lehenge fit nahi aye phir bhi mooh mein khana thoosna hai tujhe?

Koel- Aye tu chup beith na!! Mein ekdum fit hoon okay!!!

Sanju rolls her eyes- Oyee, shaadi karne se pehel ladkiyan dieting karti hai aur tu double kha rahi hai!!

Koel- Dieting kaise karti hongi? Jo ghar aata hai mooh meetha karne ke naam par do mithaiyan khilakar chala jaata hai!! Upar se do shaadiyan ho gayi iss se pehle, khana toh khana hi padhta na!!?

Karan- Bahar se order kar deta hoon khana.

Bala- Pizza party??

Karan- aur drinks?

Monami- Uss hi restaurant se koi juice ya coke kar do. 

Karan- Thik hai. 

He orders few large pizzas. He clicks on the drinks section and by mistake orders 10 small bottles of beer instead of coke. 

Karan- Chalo order place ho gaya hai.

Faizi- Karan ek minute, kuch kaam hai. Chal. 

Karan *dramatically*- Seriously?? Mein sapna toh nahi dekh raha, FAIZUDDIN SIDDIQUI KO KAAM HAI?? 

Faizi- Oyee tu chal naaa! Sid, tu bhi chal.

The three go to Faizi's room.

Monami and Chitra enter with a weird looking paste. 

Koel- Yaar, ab kya hai yeh??

Monami- Orange peels, multani mitti, lemon, dahi and banana peels paste. 

Koel- Ewww!!! Yeh sab kyun?

Chitra- #aapke mooh par phekne ke liye, I mean lagane ke liye. 

Koel- WHAT?! NO WAY!!