Questionable Choices [Yan!DSMP x Reader]

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Many people have had questions regarding technology, but in a world like yours, are people still wondering? Who is to decide who is human and who isn't? This is a science fiction kind of AU Most spelling mistakes are intended Also a lot of swearin...

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by ItsMe_Satan

Bitch

FUCK YOU

NO FUCK YOU

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SPEAK OR SEE YOU AGAIN, TOMMY "BIGTCH MAN" INNIT

Are you being real rn?

Nah, just messing with ya

Not planning on leaving behind my lord and saviour just yet big guy

I'm like a fucking mosqueto

Mosqueeto

Misqueto

Mosquieto

Mosquito

How do you mess up that badly

I'll steal your blood and keep coming back

I always come back

MWUHAHAHAH

How do you mess up that badly

Idfk I'm prboabl y cursed

I hate you for typing like this

FIX YOUR MISTAKES BITCH

PLEASE

THIS HURTS MR PHYSICALLY

ME TOMMY

IT'S ME

NOT MR

I'M INFECTING YOU

YOU CANNOT STOP THIS FROM SPREADING OKAY

Anyway, wanna mess with Dream?

What?

What do you mean I'm confused

Just emss with him

Pretty fun to do

The A.I. you know

Wilbur's gonna get really angry atme for this

BUT LETS FUCKING GO

How though

Bruh idfk just try anything

Start speaking Latin to him

I don't know how to speak Latin

Use a translator bro

Not that hard

Okay

What do I have to tell him in Latin

Uhh

Send him this (in Latin)(:

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."