௹₥ Life is hard ⨊⨌

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Sorry i haven't posted for hot minute SOOO here you goo ladies, non binary people, gentlemen,chicken nuggets, cookies all of you!

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                                                           Techno POV 

I dont think today is going to be that fun of a day, because im going to the BIG prison of the dsmp. Mostly i think the only thing that will be fun or funny is when i sam's face when i escape the unexceptable prison.

 "Tech-Technoblade?" he looked like he saw a ghost

"Hey Sam haven't seen you in a while" i said with my mono voice

"Yea, where... where have you been? and why are you here" he said while pointing his trident at me

"Look i have nothing with me just let me have a little chat with dream, you know a little friend to friend chat" i said while putting my hands up

"why in gods wide world would i do that?" he said looking at me like i was crazy, still pointing his weapon at me 

"Come'on this is just wasting my time now i have other things to do then standing here, just let me in please"

"Fine but you will have to sign paperwork that states that if you try to steal anything from the prison you will be killed on spot understand?" he said putting his trident away

"Paperwork?? why paperwork, paperwork sucks why not just kill me to check me or something" 

 "no you have to do everything that everyone else does"

"Finnee, i was just asking..."

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yea that all sorry to make it short 

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