My Bizaare Love

Chapter 19

"Oh please daddy. You're not gonna fool us." Taeyhung said.

Daddy scowl at us and before he scold us mommy tug his shirt sleeves and said "I need more rice."

"of course, love." He stood up and reach for the bowl of rice. He gave mommy 3 scoops of rice.

"See? If you did not disturb my observation then I should have known your mom needs more rice before even asking me."

We roll all our eyes at him.

Observation my ass.

"Jen-Jen." I immediately look down at Precious.

"Yes Precious?"

"Can you please help me? l don't know how to eat this." She points at the tiger prawns.

"Please hand me your spoon and fork."

She gave me her cutleries and showed her how to remove the outer covering of the shrimp. I scoop the newly peeled prawn and offered it to her. When she ate it her eyes widen and sparkles.

"More." Lisa demands.

What my precious wants, she will get.

In the end I think I happily peeled 25 tiger prawns. For the first time in my life, I forgot to eat because my I am focus on Lisa.

"She's so fucking whipped my siblings. It was so sad, She even forgot to eat."

I switch my gaze to the three idiots in front of me.

"Not even 3 weeks and she's already like that. What can you say Kim Hanbin?" Jisoo said.

Hanbin lift his spoon and pretends it was a mic.

"You are correct Jisoo. As I can see this a case of L-A-F-S-S. A genetic condition exclusively seen in the KIM Family. Jennie was exhibiting all the signs and symptoms and I must say that If left untreated her caveman instincts will get worse. Back to you Jisoo.!"

{Love At First Sight Syndrome}

Jisoo nodded." Kim Taeyhung on site to directly witness the effect of this disease in this particular family. Taeyhung can you hear me?"

Taeyhung stood up and run towards the side of the staff. He place a hand on his ear pretending he has an earpiece on.

"Yes Jisoo. I am here where the action was taking place. I am here with the head of the family, Kim Soo-Huyn to give us some juicy details about this disease."

Taeyhung nearly shove the spoon on daddy's face.

"So sir. When did you contract this particular disease?"

Daddy furrow his eyebrows. He can't even comprehend what was happening.

"It seems that Mr. Kim's out of his mind."

"What are you doing?" Mommy ask.

Taeyhung grin and shove the mic to mommy's face.

"Mrs. Kim before meeting your husband what do you think of him?"

"He's scary." Mommy answered nonchalantly.

"What?!" Daddy shouts.

Mommy shrugged her shoulders. "I am not lying. Everyone's afraid of you. Right?"

Mommy roam her eyes to our staff and our staff nodded.

"I mean with a face like that. Everyone will be scared. He's ugly." Oh Taeyhung's ass gonna get whooped.

"Anyway, after he got hit by this disease, what happened.!" Taeyhung prodded.

"He became the love of my life." Mommy answered simply.

Eeewww.

Taeyhung nodded seriously and pretends again to touch his nonexistent earpiece.

"It seems like not only the man was affected Jisoo. It shows that also the woman got affected overtime. Back to you Jisoo."

"Thank you Taeyhung. L-A-F-S-S was a truly terrifying disease. So be careful everyone. This is Jisoo signing off."

The 3 idiots resume eating their meal as if nothing happened

"What just happened?" So-Hye ask. I am also baffled on what was happening.

"Don't ask me." I answered and resume eating my already cold food.

I look down on Lisa to see her reaction but bless her heart, she's still focused in eating her food.

I am happy she's not yet running out of the house shouting that my family's crazy.

I thought the dinner's finally going well because the 3 idiots are busy devouring the 3 cakes that was serve as a dessert but I am fucking wrong.

"After dinner my babies, I'll check all your bumbums okay?"

Mommy suddenly announced.

I fucking choke on my cake.

My siblings and I tried to protest but mommy's hell bent on checking all our ass for hemorrhoids.

This is all Jisoo's fault.

We look at daddy to help us but he's trying hard to supress his laugh. His face was all red.

"I'll start with you Jen."

In a bad timing Jisoo's mini bomb unexpectedly explodes and all of us are covered with confettis, glitter and whatever the fuck Jisoo placed inside that fucking mini bomb.

"Yey! Party!" Mommy and Lisa both shouted.

God save us all.

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Morning loves!!😊