Ashtray and I

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"Alright but I wanna wear those so ... give me it."

"Alright then what am I gonna wear ?"

"Paris I don't know nor do I care , give me my shorts"

Yk what ...

"Lemme think about it ...... no ."

He walks towards me , and stands infornt of me. 
"Shorts , now ."

he has the same exact pair of shorts in his closet , he just wants the ones I'm wearing because ... he's a bitch.

I look up at him and shake my head.

"Alright , fine .. I guess we gonna do this the hard way" he leans over towards me and ...

Someone call 911 cause tell me why this mf TRYS TO PULL THE SHORTS OFF ME.

We fight for a solid 10 seconds , then ... HIS TOWEL FELL OFF HIS WAIST.

"oh shit !"

"OH MY GOD MY EYES"
I run out the room and I run into the living room
I look at fez with my eyes wide open
"you good ?"

I nervously nod my head
"yeah ! I'm great !"

He looks at me like I'm crazy ...
"You sure ? Looks like you just saw a ghost,"

more like a dick

"Yeah I'm fine , I just seen a spider and I'm terrified of those fuckers"

Jesus help me for I have sinned

I sit and chat with fez for a bit
"Yo I'll be right back p , rue outside and she tryna buy some weed."

"Oh okay ! Tell her I said hi !"

Once fez leaves , ash comes out his room about 30 seconds later .
He walks towards me , he scratches the back of his head
"So uhh... when my towel fell... did you see-"

"Yep ... yep ... I did ..."

"Well that would've never happened if you would've GAVE ME MY SHORTS"

"DUDE YOU HAVE SO MANY OTHER SHORTS"

"OKAY WELL I WANTED TO WEAR THOSE"

May I add that I'm still wearing his shorts , and HES WEARING THE SAME EXACT PAIR THAT IM WEARING.

like I said ... he owns multiple of the same exact shorts.

I look at him and stick my middle finger up , I know very mature of me.
"Fuck you and your shorts"

He looks at me up and down
"Ew don't look at me like that"

"Whatever paris , we both know that you still have feelings for me , your just scared to show them"

"That's funny cause your ugly and I really don't have feelings for you .."

"Oh really ? Then why did was you all up on me last night ?"

what ...

"Ash what are you talking about ?"

"Paris you literally had your ass up against me the whole entire night"

what the fuck

"No .... No I didn't ..."

"Yes , yes you did . Look"

He pulls out his phone AND HE SHOWS ME THE PHOTO. HE TOOK A PHOTO OF IT.

i mean it wasn't nothing bad , it basically was just a photo of me being a little spoon. (If you don't know what that means , search it up on urban dictionary or smthn 😭)

"WHAT THE FUCK ASH DELETE THAT"

"Nah it's cute"

lmao if his friends heard him say that , he'd get roasted to the groundddd

"Dude delete the photo"

"Make me"

See I know how this goes . When they say "make me" it always ends with the people kissing or some shit.
But did I still go with it ? Yes .

I get up and reach for his phone , now believe it or not , but this fucker grew . He was like 5'8 . That was a decent height , considering he was only 16.

Let's just say I didn't get that damn phone.
He pushed me on the couch , then he got on top of me...

He looks at my eyes , then my lips.
He leans in
And so do I

"SIKE"

I say as I push him off of me

He looks at me with his mouth open
"Wooowww paris I see how it is"

"Good ! So you finally see that we're just friends."

"Mhm you jus playing hard to get ... it's alright tho , imma get my payback."

"Whateverrrr"

i was gonna kiss him but , nah . Fuck that.