Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

Ho Gaya Siyappa!- Epilogue

Sumanji:- Suman kon?

Monami:- Arey chaliye na aap! 

Saying so everyone dragged her to the cabin. 

Everyone was sitting in a line since the past 45 minutes in attention pose while Col. Batra was staring at them while sitting on the chair, since the past 45 minutes.

Sid *whispered to the rest of the people standing in the line*- Batra sir ne humein tadne ke liye yahan bulaya hai kya? 45 minutes se ghoore hi jaa rahe hain. Ab toh peeth aur pair, dono thode thode hurt karne lage hain. 

Karan *whispered*:- Shh, unki shakal se lagta hai ki woh kisi bhi pal ro padenge. 

Monami*whispered*:- Jao sahara do unhein! Bete samaan ho na!

Karan *whispered*:- Konsa bete samaan? 2 din ki chutti mangi aur 2 ghanton mein hi wapas bula liya gaya. Karan beta, apni iss badi behen ke gusse ke prakop se bacha le mujhe, arey hadd hoti hai, iske paise nahi milte mujhe! 

 Faizi *whispered*:- Poochein kya huya?

Koel *whispered*:- Haan, poocho. 

Everyone stared at Koel. 

Koel *whispered*:- What, poocho na?

Sanju *whispered*:- Arey wah Koel! Tune bina bezatti kiye kuch bol diya, gajab! 

Koel *whispered*:- Faizi se pyaar bhi karti hoon main, by the way. *while looking here and there*

Faizi controlled his blush and smile and was about to ask when Batra ma'am entered with a big thali of sweets, diya, red tikka powder (kumkum), nariyal while wearing a heavy red lehenga. 

Everyone looked at her shocked while Batra sir ka toh poocho mat, bas dard unki aankhon se jhalak raha tha kintu woh, woh kuch na kar sake, bas muskuraye.

Batra sir:- B-bohot acchi lag rahi hai aap. 

Mrs. Batra:- Happy realisations khair, *to the Parakram Paltan* bhai beheno!

Chitra *whispered*:- #is ke liye humein 45 minutes tak #attention pose mein #khade rahe padha tha? 

Bala *whispered*:- Inki coffee mein na chipkali ko maarne ki dawa mila denge! 

Karan *whispered*:- Good idea. 

Sid *whispered*:- Nahi bros, woh meri mummyji bhi hain, chipkali maarne ki nahi, bili maarne ki dawa de denge. Usse woh marengi nahi. 

Faizi *whispers*:- Yeh bhi theek hai.

Mrs. Batra:- Toh pehle toh, tum logo ko congratulations!

Everyone was clueless but still smiled and replied with a thank you. 

Mrs. Batra:- Maine na, pandit ko bula diya hai!

Koel *whispered*:- Kon mar gaya?

Sumanji *whispered*:- Oye kareli, pandit humesha kisi ke marne par nahi bulaya jaata!

Mrs. Batra:- Kya khusar pusar kare jaa rahe ho tum log?

Karan:- Na-nahi kuch nahi. Pandit kyun?

Mrs. Batra:- Mana ki tumhare Batra sir ko agar main apni 25 saal purani saffron rang ki saari pehena doon toh woh bhi pandit lagenge lekin phir bhi, inse apni apni shaadi aur mangani karwaoge tum log?

Firstly everyone stifled their laugh imagining Batra sir in a sari, and then looked at Mrs. Batra horrified after hearing the word 'shaadi and mangani'. Batra sir's reactions where the exact opposite. 

Karan:- Kiski shaadi? Konsi shaadi? Kahan ki shaadi? 

Mrs. Batra:- Teri shaadi, academy mein. 

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