Rohan- Maine aatmahatya kar leni hai
Faizi- Koi baat nahi, kuch dinon mein aadat ho jayegi.
Sanju- Main toh Karan sirji the na Koel.
Karan- Arey tu kyu mere peeche padhi huyi hai?
Koel- Dekho, Karan sir mera fav. hain toh thodi light bezatti hai. Karan sir, aap bhi toh ulle ki tarah ankhein phaad phaad kar idhar udhar tukur tukur dekhte rehte ho.
Karan- Arey meri galti kya hai, tum dono 25 laps!
Koel and Sanju- LADKIYAN LADKON SE KAM NAHI HOTI.
Karan- Haan re Ladke hi lafange, idiots, gir huye, bewakoof, kamine, gadhe, besharam hote hain, KHUSH?
Advika- Useless bhi.
Rohan- Ek minute, ladke ladkiyon se kam nahi hote.
Faizi- Exactly!! Tu ladkiyan hi jab dekho seedhe ladkon par bhi bewajah ilzaam laga deti ho aur peet bhi deti ho!
Advika- Hum stupid hai jo aisa karenge?
Rohan- Yeh tumne kaha, humne nahi!
Phir ek jung chid jaati hai.
Shoes flying,
Screaming,
Bed sheet gets pulled,
Dangal,
Flower vase breaks,
Bed breaks,
Hair pulling session.
Nakhoon dikhana,
mukka dikhana,
Dhoomtananana
Lightening
Thunder
Shiv ji's tandav from heaven.
Meanwhile, Karan, sitting on the window sill munching on his all time fav. Apple, peacefully.
Karan:- Kin nikammo ke beech mein phas gaya mein? Kyun prakat karte ho aise nihaytee ghatiya aur nalayak kisam ke paglaye huye janwaron ko is dharti par bhagwan?
At that time, Monami enters holding her head which was still spinning due to the powder while a shoe accidently gets aimed towards her and is about to hit her
Monami:- Aaahhhhh!!
Karan shield her and hold the shoe in his hand, he throws it away which topples a spoon having a lemon placed over it (IDK, why.) That lemon flies and hits Faizi eyes, then Koel's forehead, then the switch board and the fan gets switched on adding on to the effect of MoRan's eye lock.
Monami:- Yeh sab kya tha Karan?
Karan:- Gender equality pagalpan session. Tumhein lagi toh nahi na?
Monami:- Tumne bacha liya na *dreamily*
They hug each other while the rest just stare at them freezing due to the fan running in high speed during the month of Jan. Just then Bala and Chitra enter with that powder after hearing all the screaming ad shouting voices and since the fan was on, the powder spreads across the whole room while everyone inhales the powder.
Ab huya na perfect siyappa! Ab bano ashiq!
Everyone falls asleep due to the effect of the powder.
After almost half an hour. Sid G enters.
Sid- Oh my god! Yahan toh shimla ban chuka hai, aur yeh log kya soye hoye hain, itna thak gaye the? Poor bros, sis (s) and my Sanjuuuuu. Inhe utha deta hoon.
He takes out his mini speakers and plays the songs on high volume.
Paan main pudeena dekha
Naak ka nageena dekha
Chikni chameli dekhi
Chikna kameena dekha
Chaand ne cheater hoke cheat kiya toh
Saare taare bole gilli gilli akhaa
Pa para para...
Meri baat, teri baat
Zyada baatein boori baat
Thaali mein katora leke
Aaloo bhat, Muri bhat
Mere peeche kisi ne repeat kiya toh
Saala maine tere muh pe maara mukka
Ispe bhoot koi chadha hai
Theharna jaane naa
Ab toh kya buraa kyaa bhalaa hai
Fark pehchaane naa
Zidd pakad ke khadaa hai kambakht
Chhodna jaane naa
Badtameez dil, batameez dil, batamiz dil
Maane na, maane na
Badtameez dil, batameez dil, batamiz dil
Maane na, maane na
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Teen FictionA collection of Short Stories and TS (s) on Ziddi Dil Maane Na.
Ho Gaya Siyappa! (PART 15)
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