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nine

(y/n pov)
Wednesday 12:06 pm
calling contact: yoongi

connecting...

"Oh wow," I said as his face popped up on the screen. He was so, different looking than what I was expecting.

I was not expecting the buff male figure type but I wasn't expecting someone so, innocent looking.

"Hi," he responded with a rather raspy voice.

Smiling at his little cheeks and voice I decided to start a conversation to kick things off.

"So, what is a cow with no legs called."

He started smiling slowly at me, "I don't know, what."

"Ground beef!"

He squinted his eyes at me like he wasn't amused. How rude.

"Do you get it?"

"Well of course I get it, I just don't understand how that was meant to be funny," he said.

This man doesn't appreciate my jokes, my jokes that take me one google search to find.

I crossed my arms and looked at the screen, "well i'll just have to find some better ones another time then."

"Oh great, more jokes I have to suffer through."

My jaw dropped but a large smile appeared on his face.