TFP Asks and Dares *requests open*

Dare #2

Me: *immediately begins laughing like a sinister maniac*

Everyone else nearby: ??

Ratchet: Here we go again. Why is it always so frequent. 

Me: This one is going to be perfect, I think a certain person is going to like it very much-

Me: It's from PrimeStudio again, and I know at least I am going to enjoy it.

I dare Miko to have a mistletoe and hold it up to any of the ships. Have fun Miko. 

Miko, immediately: OH YEAH BABY LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, SOMEONE FIND ME A MISTLETOE

Others: *MAJORLY COMPREHENDING*

Bulk: I'm sorry... What's missile-toe?

Bulk: Is it like... we throw missiles at each other's pedes?

Me: BWAHAHAHHAHAHHJSHGAJSHDG-

Jack: Pfft, no, that's not what it is, Bulk XD

Raf: It's a little plant, normally seen around Christmas time, under which significant others share a loving kiss!

Every single bot in the room: (。_。)

Me: *laughing evilly* So anyone Miko holds the mistletoe over, they have to kiss!!!

Ratchet: Like frag that's happening. Besides, she's much too short. There's no way she would be able to get it over any of us. 

Me: *turns to Miko* Okay, let's test that. Miko, who do you want to kiss first?

Miko: Does it have to be ships or can it just be two bots that I choose?

Me: *griiiiiiiiiins* It can be any two bots, but unfortunately... Arcee is the only femme here.

Arcee: Oh screw this, I'm out. *tries to leave*

Me: OH HO NO YOU'RE NOT. 

[author power inhibits Cee from moving any further]

Arcee: WHAT THE FRAG IS THIS.

Me: MAGIC, now Miko, who first? 

Miko: Bee, you're up first.

Bee: o/////O

Me: Oh, come on! You just tackle-hugged her yesterday!!

Bee: <But it's not the same->

Miko: DOESN'T MATTER

*poof* [two mistletoes appear, one above each bot's head]

Miko: I FEEL POWERFUL, NOW KISS!!!

Me and Miko: *watching with evil grins as Bee and Cee edge toward each other uncertainly*

Cee: *slams her optics closed* Just get it over with.

Me: YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT IN PUBLIC, I BET YOU TWO HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE

Ratchet: Those children? Not on my watch. 

Me: AHAHA, like you could stop the power of love!!

Bee: *closes his own optics and pecks her mouth lightly* 

*poof* [mistletoes disappear]

Bee: .////.

Arcee: Okay, you'd better not do anyone else. NO ONE ELSE.

Miko: V, get June and Fowler

Jack: HOLD ON A MINUTE

Miko: NO YOU CAN'T STOP ME IT'S MY DARE AND YOU CANNOT INTERFERE JACK

Jack: BUT THAT-

Me: NOPE IT'S HAPPENING SORRY BUDDY

[Agent Fowler and June Darby appear]

June: AHH!! *jumps backward as coffee spills all over herself*

Jack: OH MY GOSH MOM I'M SORRY

Miko: YOU HAVE NO SAY BOI, YOU HAD BETTER SHUT YO MOUTH NOW

Fowler: *standing in blinking silence with his hand near his ear*

Fowler:

Fowler: 

Fowler: I was on the phone. With a government official. And you brought me here. With sorcery that will have to be explained. All for Miko to scream. Very annoyingly.

Miko: SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP, YOU'RE NOW UNDER THE MISTLETOE AND SO IS JUNE

Me: *throws the mistletoes over their heads and uses my author power to shove them toward each other*

[they immediately smack lips]

Miko: *cackling* THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fowler: *throws himself backward with the force of a mountain* WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A VERY IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL I SHOULD NOT BE HERE RIGHT NOW ESPECIALLY NOT DOING THIS, YOU KIDS ARE GOING TO GET IT AS SOON AS I COME BACK HERE

Optimus: Calm yourself, Agent Fowler. It is... a dare.

Fowler: *staring hard up at the Prime* PRIME, WERE YOU IN ON THIS. 

Optimus: Not entirely, but I agreed to the rules. 

Fowler: You. *points at me* Get me back in my office now. Before they hang up on me. AND I LOSE ALL MY PROGESS-

*poof, he gone*

June: *blink, blink, blink, blink blink, processing, blink*

June: Well, that was certainly not how I was expecting my night to go. 

Jack: MOM I'M SORRY I TRIED TO STOP THEM

June: It's okay, Jack. I'm mostly concerned about my clothes and how this is very hot. 

Raf: *jumps up* We have some spare clothes in the back! 

June: That would be nice, thank you. 

Raf: *tugs her along*

Jack: *starts to follow*

Miko: *snatches his arm* 

Miko: Where are you going? 

Me, in the background: >:) 

Miko: *seizes the collar of Jack's shirt and pulls him two inches in front of her face* 

Miko: *throws her arm above her head*

[a mistletoe conveniently appears in her hand]

Miko: You thought you could slip away? Think again, Jack Frost.

[she yoinks him into a kiss]

Me: *TRYING SO VERY HARD NOT TO BREAK NEARBY GLASS WITH THE POWER OF MY FANGIRLING VOICE*

Miko: *leans back and drops the mistletoe on Jack's head* Merry early Christmas! 

Jack: *SHOCK*

Jack: I-

Miko: *laughs* Weren't expecting it, huh? Consider it my confession. 

Jack: I-

Miko: I'll let you get your brain back. *turns away* Don't worry, the rest of you are safe. BUT THAT WAS AWESOME.

Me: YES IT WAS AHHH MIKO I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT YET SOMEHOW I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT AND HAPPINESS

[we descend into fangirl shrieking]