TFP Asks and Dares *requests open*

Ask #1

Me: 

Me:

Me: *chOKES*

Everyone else in the room: !??!?!?

Me: *coughing and dying*

Ratchet: What the frag is going on?! V?!?!

Me: *raises pointed finger* I- knew you *COUGH* were *COUGHCOUGH* a GOOD *choke, gasp* MEDIC- *STRANGLING*

Miko: Um, V... Are you okay????

Jack: What's going on??? *tries to pat my back to see if I swallowed something wrong* 

Me, recovering: I'm- ACK! I'm fine. *cough* Okay, I'm good, I'm fine, it's fine, thank you, I'm fine. 

Jack: *concerned squint* You don't really seem fine...

Me: *flustered as frick* Um- YEah, I'm FinE it's fine, don't worry, I'm fine, we're all good. 

Ratchet: You're rambling. 

Me: Am I? Ahahah, whoops. I do that a lot. Sorry. Sometimes I just kinda lose all sense of bearings. Ehehhe. 

Me: *sweat sweat* 

Raf: Seriously V, what's wrong? Are you okay? 

Me: *puppy eyes of gratitude* OH my GOSH you guys are so sweet-

Concerned Opi: V, you seem to be avoiding the question. Did something happen? 

Me: *blink* Eeeeehhheheheh yes

Jack: Okay, what happened?

Me: *clears throat, pauses, clears it again* 

Me: Well, we got an ask. Um. The very first ask. By PrimeStudio . Thank you for the ask. It was the first one we've got. Thanks-

Ratchet: Just get on with it, you pathetic excuse of a-

Optimus: Ratchet. 

Ratch: -_-

Me: *clears throat* Here's the ask...

So... author? Do you have a crush on anyone in Team Prime? 

Everyone: (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

Me, sitting very still: *intense awkward silence* 

[very very long quiet]

Miko, practically pouncing on me: SO?!??! Say something!!!

Me: HAKJAHGKJHGKJAG NO!!!!! THAT- AAHGKJSJDSK

Ratchet: How do you even make those sounds with your mouth????

Smokescreen: But V, you have to!! You included yourself in the rules, remember? You have to do or say everything given to you!! 

Me: DON'T USE MY RULES AGAINST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Smokey: *shrugs* I just did.

Me: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*

Miko: Come on, come on, come on!!!! *shaking me*

Me: I LOVE YOU ALL AS FAMILY!!! YOU GUYS ARE LIKE MY SIBLINGS/PARENTS/UNCLES/FRIENDS!!! I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON-

Miko: FRAGGIN' ALL OF US KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE, SAY IT OUT LOUD

Me: IF YOU KNOW THEN WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT

Miko: BECAUSE IT MIGHT JUST BE ME BECAUSE I'M VERY PERCEPTIVE BUT EVEN SO YOU STILL HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD IT'S THE RULES

Me: BUT I DON'T WANT TO BECAUSE I DON'T THINK OF ANY OF YOU THAT WAY