(prepare for the ultimate roast, kindly don't take anything seriously please I beg)
You added Author!
Me:
Did someone hack my phone or smth?
I didn't add her!
Author:
Lmao hello bby
How's your day going?
Felix:
Mu day is going good! :DD
How did you come into the group-
Seungmin:
By possessing the knowledge of technology and science
I should say that this is a work of witchcraft
Author:
Bruh I typed this out, wdym
Minho:
Are we gonna roast her?
Bec I have some tea
The way she goes to sleep picturing that she's cuddling w a man who doesn't know her
Author:
The way you lie when you say you aren't a simp for Jisung
I have some tea too
Want me to spill?
Minho:
No stfu
Jisung:
GASP
IS HE?
Author:
Yes
Just the way you're desperate for the vitamin D, if you know what I'm talking about ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Jeongin:
I see chat pollution here
Kindly gtfo ma'am
Author:
Don't you gtfo me
I know how you understand each and every thing Jisung talks about but you pretend to act dumb
Bec it makes it easier for you
Jeongin:
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE ATTACKED
Changbin:
Are you here to roast everyone, author?
Bec GO FOR ITTTT
GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR MEDICINE
Author:
I KNEW I COULD TRUST A LEO!! :D
Hyunjin:
AHAHAHA FUNNY JUST GO AWAY GRANDMA
Author:
What is this behaviour karen
I'm younger than you
Me:
What did we ever to do you?
Author:
Uh? Are you asking that?
I WAS ON THE VERGE OF FAINTING WHEN I SAW YOUR ABS
I ALMOST WROTE A BOOK CALLED "DELULU FREAKS OUT OVER A SHIRTLESS MAN"
WHEREIN I PRINT OUT YOUR HANDS AND LOCK THEM AROUND MY NECK
SO TECHNICALLY YOU'RE THE ONE CHOKING ME
Me:
...
Stop it, get some help
Felix:
Chan why are you stealing my lines
Jeongin:
The author is hornier than Jisung omfg
Author:
Glad you could tell that
Jisung:
I-
Don't you dare take my spot!!
Winking cow
Author:
Sorry to break it to you, Jisung
But you ain't original
Winking cow exists
Jisung:
O
My life has been a lie
Hyunjin:
So WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?
TO TELL US THAT WE AREN'T ORIGINAL?
Author:
If I said that, I'd be roasting myself
Which I do on a dialy basis but shhh
Minho:
What do you want?
YOU ARE READING
Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed
