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lesbian and american

Hyunjin:
Yo what if we had youtube channels?

Jisung:
I'd be realllyyyyy popular then

Seungmin:
He said YouTube, Jisung
Not OnlyFans

Minho:
Okay how dare you

Me:
Omfg someone's getting protective 😳

Felix:
Is this the fairytale romance we've all ever dreamt of?

Jisung:
Yeah but like
We argued over who would have the last slice of pizza
And then we wrestled
And now my right hand isn't working

Felix:
Awwww
I might crie
That's so cute

Jeongin:
Breaking hands for a pizza slice?
Ah, yes, romantic

Changbin:
Okay what did you feed him, Seungmin?
He's becoming you w each passing day

Seungmin:
I'd say Johnson's baby powder but I actually like this kid
So yeah, he's just picking up after his hyung

Felix:
"Hyung"?
Whatta kboo!!

Me:
Felix I might've recently said that you're Australian 
But you're also Korean

Hyunjin:
Identity crisis

Felix:
I'm lesbian

Jisung:
I thought you were American?

Felix:
AYEEEEEE BROTHA

Seungmin:
.......
Okay that actually is some identity crisis

Me:
Dude you're none of that-

Minho:
I'm not even gonna complain

Changbin:
I'll just silently wait for them to realise what they've said

Felix:
What-
Oh
OH
Eh, I just like to quote vines when I'm bored

Hyunjin:
And I like to fall in love when I'm bored

Me:
OOOOOOOOH
HYUNJIN
WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH? ;)))

Hyunjin:
About 9262825 people, to be precise
Wait I came here with a mission
YOUTUBE CHANNELS YES
YOUTUBE
I WANNA HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Jisung:
What are you even gonna do there?

Changbin:
Oh wow
Look at Jisung asking logical questions
Never thought this day would come

Jisung:
Oh wow
Look at a pizza slice speaking
Never thought this day would come

Jeongin:
My condolences

Me:
Jeongin he's still alive-

Hyunjin:
I just wanna vlog
With kkami and iced americano

Seungmin:
Wow so interesting
I'm so intrigued
Watching you drink iced americano and play w your dog?
I feel like all my life led me to this moment

Minho:
I would call that sarcastic but you're actually being dramatic, Seungmin

Seungmin:
Oh fuck
I shouldn't have associated myself with these dramatic asses
I'm just tired by now.

Me:
Been there, felt that

Felix:
Y'all hate us? :((

Me:
No uwu

Jeongin:
"uwu"
Bang Christopher Chan
Wtf

Me:
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Hyunjin:
YOUTUBE

Jisung:
NETFLIX AND CHILL ;))

Minho:
AMAZON PRIMETIME AND THROWING OVER THE GOVERNMENT

Me:
Guys what (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

Jisung:
Minho is on a mission to overthrow the govt
I first wasn't sure about it
But then he told me he'd make cats the national animal of our country
So I agreed :DD

Felix:
That's so adorable smgssksksidkdhdhdkdjjddbgsbdgdjdis

Hyunjin:

Me:
No sweetie why do you wanna cry? :((

Hyunjin:
Bec Kkami doesn't look at me

Felix:
I'm glad Spider looks at me well :))

Jisung:
Spiders have eyes?

Changbin:
Dude what-

Jisung:
I mean like where tf are their eyes

Felix:
I would tag a picture of Spider's beautiful eyes here but you might get scared

Changbin:
YES THANK YOU

Jisung:
My bestie be living life on the edge

Hyunjin:
Okay so I got an idea for my youtube channel
I'll dance!!! :D

Minho:
Let's pretend like we never saw it coming

Jeongin:
Gasp gasp

Seungmin:
I don't know how to be dramatic so yeah. 
Cool.

Hyunjin:
I'm gonna be famous af
And then a millionaire
And then I'll invite you guys on a cruise ship
And then we'll have fun

Minho:
Yeah
We'll throw Hyunjin into the sea and get all his money

Me:
No Minho
No
Just no

Hyunjin:
I hate you >:(

(a/n: imagine being funny. can't relate.

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