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sexy dance

Hyunjin:
Yo I have a question

Me:
Yea?

Hyunjin:
How did people find 60 million old shark skeleton in the sea if the earth is only 2021 years old?

Jeongin:
....?

Jisung:
That's because it's the sea they found it in, not the earth

Seungmin:
This made my brain hurt physically

Minho:
Guys it's 6 in the morning Im not ready for this bullshit

Felix:
Yo let's not be rude?

Changbin:
I had muted this group for a week, thinking that you must calm down sometime, but it's been a week and you're still going w your bs
Where do you get the energy from?

Hyunjin:
Well, sire, to quench your thirst for an answer regarding our immense electrification, we were conceived this direction

Jeongin:
Okay who gave him the Shakespearean dictionary?

Jisung:
He must've used theesaurus
Thersaurus
Thisaurus
Ugh
Some dinosaur kind, idk

Minho:
^ two types of people

Felix:
Do you mean thesaurus?

Jisung:
YES THANK YOU

Me:
Let's change the topic
I heard that school's hosting an annual day event

Minho:
No ew
Why would they do that?

Seungmin:
Because it's the annual day?

Minho:
Ik
But why

Seungmin:
Am I missing smth you're saying or did you not read the reason clearly?

Jeongin:
Wait wait wait
3RACHA IS GONNA PERFORM RIGHT?

Jisung:
Yes-
Ohmygod we're going to perform

Me:
I'm tensed too!!

Jisung:
No that ain't my main concern

Changbin:
Then what is?

Jisung:
I didn't get a haircut

Hyunjin:
How are you NOT scared?
Like even I'm gonna perform a dance thingy and it's like 2 weeks later but mY HEART IS POUNDING IN MY RIBS LIKE A GUY POUNDS IN A GIRL AND DJSHSJSKSJSJSSJ

Minho:
TMI TMI TMI

Me:
And there goes his new year resolution

Felix:
Wait, did you say smth about dancing?

Hyunjin:
Yesss I'm in school's dance club

Minho:
I am as well??????
How have we not met before??????

Hyunjin:
You are?????
OHMYGOD WHAT

Seungmin:
Can you, like, tone it down a little bit?

Felix:
I wanna be in it toooo!! :((

Jisung:
You guys dance?
Omg can y'all do the sexy going down thingy

Minho:
I can

Jisung:
I got the answer i wanted
And so I'm inviting myself to one of your dance practices

Jeongin:
But isn't the sexy dance inappropriate?

Minho:
It's not like strippers do it all the time

Jeongin:
THEN WHAT ELSE DO THEY DO ALL THE TIME?!?

Me:
Poor kid is in shock

Hyunjin:
Oooooof
Btw Lix
You can join from today
I'll introduce you to everyone

Minho:
You can't introduce him to everyone because you don't know everyone
Like you didn't even know me

Hyunjin:
You aren't doing a spectacular job at that either

Minho:
I would come up with a comeback but I just woke up ugh
It's a lucky day for you

Me:
He really got saved tho
Minho can be evil sometimes

Minho:
I'm satisfied

Changbin:
Wait, do we have the lineup of the tracks yet?

Jisung:
Nah but we have weeks to do that

Me:
Don't postpone it
Like mate, stop procrastinating

Jisung:
I just wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeppppppp

Hyunjin:
Lmao suffer in silence

(a/n: have y'all watched Diabolik Lovers? Just asking lmao)