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tinder

Jeongin:
HELP
I NEED HELP

Me:
WHAT HAPPENED

Minho:
Look at Chan getting all panicked

Changbin:
Ofc, it's his son he's worried about

Jeongin:
I'm nobody's son
I'm a daddy

Felix:
HUH

Hyunjin:
OH FUCK HE HAS BEEN INFECTED W CHAN'S DADDY KINK

Seungmin:
I'm calling your mom, Yang Jeongin

Jeongin:
No sorry sorry
But like
I need ACTUAL help

Jisung:
Don't beat around the bush, buddy

Minho:
Oh wow you learned a new idiom
Proud proud

Jisung:
Thanks babe <1234567890

Changbin:
Tf are all those numbers for

Jisung:
I love him 1234567890 hearts

Seungmin:
His math blows my mind every time

Me:
Shush guys
My child needs help

Felix:
AHAHAHAHAHA POSSESSIVE

Me:
My child oNLY

Seungmin:
I'm calling Jeongin's mom

Jeongin:
Okay but stfu
And y'all promise that you won't call my mom

Hyunjin:
Done deal
NOW TELL US WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS
OMG MY HEART IS GOING DOKI DOKI AND MY BREATH IS GOING HOOH HAAH HOOH HAAH

Changbin:
How do you breathe like that-

Jisung:
Annyeonghaseyo bishes
It's hooh haah mothertruckers

Felix:
Don't you fucking curse in this fucking group

Minho:
Talk about fucking hypocrisy

Hyunjin:
Imagine how a hen would speak if it only knew how to say fuck
Fuck fuck fuckak

Jisung:
Speak, my little fuckity fuck fuck

Me:
We lost the plot yet again

Jeongin:
Yes thank you
So my problem is
That I joined tinder last night

Me:
.......
Jisung did you do this to him?

Jisung:
Wha-
Why me-
WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT'S ME?!?

Changbin:
Bec like you're our first thought whenever we think of this stuff

Jisung:
Aww thanks bro ❤️

Changbin:
That wasn't a compliment

Jisung:
Oh.

Jeongin:
What do I do w tinder-

Me:
Delete the app
Lock your phone
Forget the password
Burn the phone
Throw it out of your window
Run a truck over it
And go study

Felix:
He sounds like my mom omg

Hyunjin:
My mom is always like
"Oh, your stomach hurts? Probably the result of you being stuck on your phone all day"
LiKE I DON'T GET THE MATH THERE
ARE MY INTESTINES USING THE PHONE OR SMTH MSGSJSJJSJAJ

Jisung:
Truer words never been said

Minho:
I agree

Seungmin:
I hate to say but I agree
A week ago, my mom blamed the short circuit on my phone
I wanted to commit arson

Minho:
Join the club

Seungmin:
And, for the first time, I feel welcomed

Felix:
Awwie 🥺
Ilysm <3

Seungmin:
No ew go away

Me:
Jeongin energy right there
AND SINCE I JUST MENTIONED JEONGIN
HEY BOY

You are typing...

Felix:
Make em whistle like a missile bomb bomb

Me:
No felix that wasn't the point.
Jeongin
Yang Jeongin
Whyst da fucketh do you needeth a tinder accounteth

Changbin:
Why is everyone acting like Jisung today

Jisung:
Aw bro ❤️

Changbin:
Yet again, that wasn't a compliment

Jisung:
Oh.

Jeongin:
HYUNG IM A GROWN MAN WITH NEEDS

Minho:
"Needs"
Why do you sound like a lame version of Han Jisung lmaoooo

Jeongin:
He's the lame one, not me

Jisung:
Where is this kid learning all this shit from

Me:
Needs?
Boy, I know

You are typing...

Felix:
I know you got the feeeeeels

Hyunjin:
LADIES ANS GENTLEMEN
AND HERE WE HAVE
THE TENTH MEMBER OF TWICE

Me:
NO KINDLY SHIT UP

Jisung:
How do you shit up???
Like an anti gravity poop???

Felix:
Sorry I'm an anti gravity

Hyunjin:
BAHAHAHAHANSJAKAJAHAHSJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAGSGSJSIAJAJAJA

Minho:
And here we have Hwang Hyunjin in his natural habitat

Jeongin:
Hyungggg
I got a message from a girl
She wants to
Uh

Me:
SHE WANTS TO WHAT?
WHAT IS IT, YOUNG LAD?

Seungmin:
When did you turn British?

Me:
It's just my inner Hermione Granger coming out

Felix:
Mommy 😩😩

Changbin:
Did he just-

Jeongin:
Okay
So she texted me
"F 22 SK HMU Discord: sexyhoe#1072"
What the heck is that

Me:
Leave the phone this instant and beg for forgiveness from god almighty

Minho:
I'm an atheist but amen I guess

Jeongin:
What do I do???

Me:
Block

Jeongin:
No hold up
She sent me a nude and now I have trauma

Seungmin:
Oh nooooo
Sucks to be you i guess

Me:
Delete rn

Jeongin:
Done
Also
Am I a daddy anymore?

Me:
Child-

(a/n: this was PURELY crack, like I forgot the plot halfway through the chapter

(Since when was there a plot in this tho-)

Also, since i have the sense of humor of a 6 year old, I'll tell you this:

While I was typing 'Jisung', the autocorrect showed 'hairy' and I laughed at it for five minutes. Yes, I warned you about my sense of humor

Did you like the chapter tho?

Thanks for reading! I love you!)