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Just some random stories I think of. Don't worry, most of them are funny. Read it you coward <3

Long Lost Relatives

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by levimasterofnonsense

by levimasterofnonsense

Father: I am your father

Son: Ok Darth Vader

Father: No, I really am your father

Son: Then where's the milk?

Father: What milk?

Son: Mom said you went to go get milk

Father: Son, you are 22

Son: And? Do you have the milk or not?

Father: No, I do not have any milk.

Son: Then what have you been doing for the last 20 years?

Father: Uhhh...

Son: Whatever, lets go to my house, and we can chat, father to son

~at the house~

Son: *looking in the fridge* Oh no

Father: What's wrong?

Son: Uh, I have a request you might not be able to fulfill

Father: What is it? I'll gladly help, it's the least I can do

Son: Ok, if you say so

Son: I, need you, to go out, and get milk again

Father:

Son:

Father:

Son: :))