"Why? Why! I am the most powerful person in the world, and I am being reduced to this weakling, because of a little blood coming from my uterus. I'M GAY! I DON'T EVEN NEED A UTERUS! I'M SICK OF IT, TAKE IT AWAY!"
"Dude, this is normal. Stop making such a big fuss about it"
"I feel like I'm being stabbed"
"How do you know what it feels like to be stabbed?"
"Oh ya know, the usual. Business man gets angry, hires an assassin, the assassin comes and stabs me, I don't die because I'm amazing. Just like everybody's normal Tuesday"
"No, not like 'everybody's normal Tuesday'!!! Getting stabbed on a regular basis is not normal. How are you not dead?!"
"Weren't you listening? I'm amazing, meaning I can't die, duh."
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General FictionJust some random stories I think of. Don't worry, most of them are funny. Read it you coward <3
