???: Are you lying?
(Y/N): ...No?
???: That's hilarious.
???: I'm sans. Sans the skeleton.
(Y/N): I'm (Y/N) and that's Frisk.
Sans: im actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now.
I then get nervous.
Sans: But... y'know...
Sans: I dont really care about capturing anybody.
I stop being nervous.
Sans: Now my brother, papyrus...
Sans: He's a human-hunting FANATIC.
Sans: Hey, actually, I think that's him over there.
Sans: I have an idea. go through this gate thingy.
I look at the gate.
Sans: Yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone.
As we walk past the gate we then see a outpost and a lamp?
Sans: Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.
I then push Frisk to the lamp and bury myself into the snow.
I then listen to their conversation.
Sans: Sup, bro?
Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHAT SUP BROTHER!
Papyrus: IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T...
Papyrus: RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES!
Papyrus: YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!
Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
Sans: Staring at this lamp. it's really cool. do you wanna look?
Sans don't rat Frisk out please.
Papyrus: NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!
Papyrus: WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?!
Papyrus: I WANT TO BE READY!!!
Papyrus: I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE!
Papyrus: I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!
Papyrus: THEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
Papyrus: WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
Papyrus: RESPECT... RECOGNITION...
Papyrus: I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!
Papyrus: PEOPLE WILL ASK TO, BE MY, "FRIEND?"
Papyrus: I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
Sans: Hmm...
Sans: Maybe this lamp will help you.
Papyrus: SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!
Papyrus: ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
Papyrus: YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!
Sans: Hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today.
Sans: A skele-ton.
Rimshot*
Papyrus: SANS!!
Sans: come on. you're smiling.
Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT!
YOU ARE READING
Undertale x male reader
FanfictionSo harem book of Charas and Frisks x male reader but real description is below this. The only one of his person in all universes is part of Undertale with an OP powers because why the fuck not as we watch the author and the reader start doing dumb t...
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