We went to Austin's room and got ready for the night.I ended up taking a shower, but had to keep a trash bag over my leg to prevent my cast from getting wet.
It was very affective.
I got in some shorts and a tee shirt that Alessio packed for me and brushed my teeth with the brush he packed as well.
I hopped out of the bathroom and found Austin plugging my phone in for me.
"You got a text from your dad," Austin tells me.
"What's it say?" I ask him as I climb on to his bed.
"It's says, 'The British are coming'," Austin chuckles.
I reach over Austin and grab my phone.
I decide to keep crushing Austin so I just lay sideways on him and don't go back to my regular positions.
(Oh my goodness, they are so cute🕳🚶♀️)
I opened my phone and went to messages.
Me: Thank you Paul Revere
Dad: They'll be here tomorrow
Me: Alright
Dad: Good night
Me: 🤨
Dad: What?
Me: This conversation is drier than the Sahara desert
Dad: Good night Belle
Me: Night 🖕
"Oh shit," Austin said.
Dad: BELLE
Me: Mis click
Dad: I'm sure
I exited out of messages with him and opened up Alessio's.
Alessio: HEY
Alessio: IM TOO YOUNG TO BE AN UNCLE
Me: Fabio is like 10 years older than me
Alessio: Fabio doesn't have a girl now does he?
Me: I guess
Almost forgot I was the only one who knew in our family.
Alessio: Give Austin your phone
I handed my phone to Austin, but sat up so that I could see what Alessio was typing.
Alessio: I'm assuming Austin has the phone
Alessio: Wrap it before you tap it
Alessio: Don't be silly wrap your Willy
Alessio: give this phone back to Belle
Austin gave me my phone back and was practically mortified.
Me: Fuck off
Alessio: The safest sex is no sex
Me: Alright
Me: 🇰🇪
Alessio: Why'd you send me Kenya?
I started chuckling to myself as I scrolled through my camera roll.
Me:
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Their Secret Little Assassin
HumorIsabelle or Belle (which is what she prefers to be called). Has had a miserable life... this is boring. Anyway, her life has sucked. I suck at writing descriptions. If you wanna read the book read it. Belles so called parents treated her horrible a...