WhoArtThou: Dad? Who dat?

NotForInnocentEyes:...

BlondeInLeather:....

NeonHoboCocoon:...

PewPewPew:...

TeethAndTrenchCoat:...

ResidentRamseyButNicer:...

IntoTheUnknown:....

NotForInnocentEyes: Okay, was not expecting that.

BlondeInLeather: :(

NeonHoboCocoon: What happened?

WhoArtThou: Meh. Never in the picture but very much alive as far as I know.

PewPewPew: Sorry for bringing that up.

WhoArtThou: Nahh, it's fine.
WhoArtThou: Anyway, gotta go now! Thank you!
WhoArtThou: Also, I might be a little busy tomorrow so please don't worry :)

NotForInnocentEyes: Okay!

TeethAndTrenchCoat: Alright.

NeonHoboCocoon: Be safe.

BlondeInLeather: ^

WhoArtThou: Bye!

WhoArtThou is offline
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Next day:

UA Staff Chat

Nezu: Good afternoon.

Eraserhead: What is it now?

Midnight: Why did you ask everyone to be online?

Ectoplasm: It's lunch break. Can't we just eat peacefully?

Lunch Rush: I'm busy. Just type and I'll check later.

Lunch Rush is offline

Recovery Girl: Something important? Because I have three kids in the infirmary.

Nezu: You can take care of them, Recovery Girl. You'll know what I'm going to talk about anyway.

Present Mic: Chiyo :(
Present Mic: Don't leave us with him!

Recovery Girl: Alright.

Present Mic: (✷‿✷)

Recovery Girl is offline

Present Mic: Traitor!! ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Ectoplasm: Savage granny.

Eraserhead: Zashi, stop.
Eraserhead: Get this over with quickly, Nezu.
Eraserhead: I have to nap.

Midnight: You always nap :|

Eraserhead: And?

Midnight: Nevermind.

Cementoss: Back to the topic..

Vlad King: Yeah, what is it about, Nezu?

Nezu: We're back on topic, good.

Hound Dog: Please proceed.

Nezu: There will be a staff meeting held at 5 PM this evening. Every member of the staff must attend without fail.

Eraserhead:.....why?

Midnight: Ughhhh! Not another meeting!

Present Mic: Please don't tell me it's another lecture about fur grooming.

Ectoplasm: Or the art of making perfect tea.

Snipe: Or growing tea plantations.

Vlad King: Or the different types of tea.

Midnight: I just realised that we've had countless meetings about irrelevant topics.

Thirteen: Remember the time we had to listen to him talking about picking the perfect vest and tie?

Hound Dog: Can we let the principal continue?

Eraserhead: Nezu.

Nezu: I'm deeply sorry to inform you that it's not about my entertainment this time.

Midnight:...

Vlad King:...

Cementoss:....

Eraserhead: And….?

Nezu: We are going to discuss the newest addition to our staff :)

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