Ozzie's

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[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire, and it rolls off the table. The book's page glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office with Damien by his side.]

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Damien: Yeah, sure was. I'm still picking some of the blood of out of my teeth. (Picks his teeth with his claws)

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!!

[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the group.]

Moxxie: Well, you better stay jazzed, [points finger guns] Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

[Millie's eyes sparkle, and she squeals in delight.]

Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well, I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]

Blitzo: (Turns to Damien and Loona)

Blitzo: The three of us tonight! How about it?

Damien:  Oh. I'm sorry, Blitz. But it's my six-month anniversary with Loona, Mayberry, Octavia, Verosika, Milky, Kiki, Apple, Coco, and Sallie, and I told them we would do something special for them tonight. (Turns to Loona) Babe, I got a surprise for you, but you have to close your eyes.

Loona: Alright. (Closes her eyes.)

Damien: Surprise! Open your eyes.

(Loona opens her eyes, and they widen when she sees her new diamond crystal heart necklace.)

Loona: How did you-this must've cost a fortune!

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Loona: How did you-this must've cost a fortune!

Damien: It sure did. But it was worth it If it make my girls happy.

(Loona looks at Damien with love and lust in her eyes.)

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