Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

TD (PART 16)

Mrs. Batra- Hawww!!! Agar ladkiyon ko ladkon ki shakal dikha dete shaadi se pehle toh aadhe se zyada ladke kware (single) hote India mein!!

Col. Batra- Excuse me? Mein handsome hoon!! Aur aapne meri shakal dekhi thi shaadi se pehle!!

Mrs. Batra- Main asli roop ki baat kar rahi hoon!! Uss time par toh aap ekdum sweet the aur ab!! 

Col. Batra- Doosre bande par bhi toh depend karta hai!!

Mrs. Batra- Aap toh rehne hi dijiye, aap...

Karan- ENOUGH!! SILENCE. 

The two shut up. After 5 minutes. 

Col. Batra- Karan, tumne mujhe order diya??

Karan- Nahi sir, woh aap logon ki ladayi jab tak poori hoti tab tak the mere, Sid aur Faizi ke bacche bhi ho chuke hote! In fact, woh bacchon ke bhi girlfriend boyfriend ho chuke hote... Isiliye aise bola. Sorry sir. 

Everyone nods in understanding. 

Sid- 7 boxes?!?!

Mrs. Batra- Haan, aur nahi toh kya!!

Sid- Phir toh mujhe sherwani fit aane se rahi. Arey Sanju ke saamne helium gas balloon lagoonga Mummyji!!!

Karan- Waise bhi konsa tu koi hero lagta hai? Pichka huya mango hi algta hai. Kuch kha le toh shayad thoda thik lage!

Monu lightly slaps his arm.

Monu- Karan!! Sid, tu khaale, waise bhi apne shaadi pe khana nahi kha pate. Doosre hi khana thoos lete hain. Jinki shaadi huyi hai unhein nahi milta kuch bhi khaane ke liye!!

Faizi- Point hai uski baat mein. Khale Sid. 

Sid- Sanju ke liye anything!!! *dreamily*

Sid takes the box and starts munching on the ladoos and goes towards his room. 

Chitra- #preparations!! #guests!! #barat!! #music!! #clothes!! #gifts!! #shaguns!! #too much work!!

Karan- Kya zaroorat thi itne saare guests ko COVID ke time par bulane ki?? 

Monami- Exactly, ab kitna zyada risk hoga. Sid ke side se toh hum hi hain lekin Sanju ke side se toh poora village aa raha hai!! Almost 100 people in total!!

Dr. Mahajan- 100 people in total hain. Socho humare time par almost 10000 guests hua karte the!!! Aur kuch log toh aise hi khana thoosne ke liye shaadi mein aa jaate the!! Yeh toh phir bhi 100 hai. 

Faizi- Lekin COVID ke time par toh inte log bhi bohor zyada lag rahe hain. In fact, Karan aur Monami ki toh special duty hai guests ke hands regularly sanitise karna and saare guests ko mask pehen wana. 

Mr. Ganju- Lekin agar yeh villagers mask pehen ne se mana kar dein toh?

Karan- Gun point par toh pehen hi lenge *smirks*

Monami- Warna injection bhi ek option hai!!

Everyone bursts out laughing. 

At the girl's side

Koel- Sanjuuuuuuu, aaj toh teri shaadi hai!!!! Aaj toh tujhe raj kumari ki tarah dress up karenge!!

Sanjana- Na na!! Mein woh bhaari lehenga na pehene wali!!

Mr. Dubey- Na waise toh bhari bhari ladkon ko ek haath se uthakar phek deti hai chori!! Ab lehenga na peheno tujhe!?!?

Sanju- Bapuuuu!!! 

Kavya- Sanju di, pehen lo!! Waise bhi aapka lehenga red hai. Since red is the color of blood, it has historically been associated with sacrifice, danger and courage. Modern surveys in Europe and the United States show red is also the color most commonly associated with heat, activity, passion, sexuality, anger, love and joy.